Friday, November 03, 2006

I want my hair BACK!!!!!

This was me 2 days ago,

This is me NOW.................

What's the difference??

The difference is I'M MISSING A LOT OF HAIR, and I want them BACK!!! Ok, it's not that I miss having my fluff so I want my hair back. I actually prefer having shorter hair so that I don't get too hot especially with the heat being on inside most of the time now. The only reason I want my hair back is to make my point heard.

You may remember from my "Fall is here" post, my mum said instead of grooming me every 6-8 weeks like she did during the warmer months, she would only groom me every 10-12 weeks during the colder months (which is now).

But guess what?

My last grooming session was on September 21st, 2006. Today is November 3rd, 2006 (we are posting this a little late). If I did my math correctly, that's 43 days, which means it has only been 6.14 weeks!!!! 6.14 weeks just barely made the cut for the warmer months, nevermind about the colder months..... Maybe my EVIL mum can't even do math?? Oh, did I mention, I HATE to be groomed??

I was very angry at first, but my anger turned into sadness after a little while......... I couldn't believe the mum who raised me lied. I was feeling quite emotional, and had to go wipe my tears off my hairless face...... (nope, I'm not exaggerating one bit!)

Mum gave me some lame excuse of how my birthday is coming up in 3 weeks and that I look the cutest at 3 weeks post butchering...I mean grooming. So she wants my hair to be ready for pictures. yeh... more pictures...... that sounds exciting.... I can hardly wait........

Ok, I see mum has Goldie the AmazingDALE's story up now on the other window because apparently, I'm pouting too much?

THAT WOMAN MAKES ME MAD!!! And what's wrong with my hair growth rate anyway? Why do I become such a hairy woman after only 6.14 weeks of being groomed?


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Bailey/Tasha/Maddie said...

why did mom give you a haircut .. its winter

where do u get groomed

Sunshade said...

That's a good question you guys, WHY DO I NEED TO BE GROOMED DURING THE WINTER??

Well my crazy mum says that I get too warm with all that hair because the heat is on most of the time now. I disagree with her, I just like to leave me tongue hanging out because it's such a pretty tongue ya know. Also, she says I look the best at 3 weeks post grooming because I don't look too naked then, yet still very neat looking.

My mum grooms me herself....because i hate going to groomers and mum doesn't want to see me she butchers my hair every now and then..

Love nibbles,
Miss Sunshade

Anonymous said...

sunshade, no worry, you still look pretty! at least that was a nice hair cut! recently mom cut my hair herself too and now my hair is uneven! so compare with my uneven hair, i think you'll prefer a nice hair cut! :-)

wet wet licks


Fu Fu said...

Hi Sunshade, Dont be sad. I'm sure you'll be fluffy and real pretty again in no time.
Meanwhile maybe you can wear clothes and hat to hide your short fur

~ fufu

Bogart H. Devil said...

That's funny, my mom just felt the need to give me a more "serious" haircut too... luckily I generally sleep through it and let her do whatever she wants. I think I look a little older with less hair, maybe not a bad thing so that I don't seem soooo much younger than my dreamgirl...

And by the way, you look GORGEOUS with or without hair my dear!


Isabella said...

I love your haircut, Sunshade! It really shows your figure off and makes your butt look little and firm. And look at that trim waistline you have. I'm telling you girl, that haircut accentuates your best features. Work it girl! Strut stuff!
Big Wags,

Herbie said...

Oh poor you~ I'm glad my trip to the groomers only involve a wash and blow dry. Don't worry, you'll look wonderfully pretty during your birthday!

Charlie said...

You look great (as always), Sunny! Thanks for the note about the profile, but we've never been able to make that work :( "Show my blogs" never lists our blog, so the best we've been able to do is put a link to the blog as a "Web Page". :(

Anonymous said...

oh sunshade, don't cry! you want to look your best on your birthday don't you? :) think, if your mom were to cut your hair as she promised, it would be right before your birthday! you wouldn't like that! but i agree with you 100%, i don't like grooming either!!! i just got my paws and ears trimmed and plucked. boy did i wriggle and sulk and show my displeasure. i ignored HM for a day! she comes near, i move away and pointedly don't look at her. maybe i should learn from you and cry, it might make her feel more guilty. :)


Jay said...

Hi Sunshade, I could not tell the difference. You still looked the same beautiful gal that you are.


Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Well, it's better than the "summer" shave, uh, cut I got last time!

Bussie Kissies

Studly Dudley said...

Miss SEXY Sunshade,

I think I'm going into overdrive at the sight of your new haircut. I know you liked your previous cut.. but.. at the removal of all the unnecessary hair.. that means I get to see more Miss Sunshade!! Mum is holding a bucket under my head as I type this, because I just can't stop the drool flow.

And also.. I WOULD LOVE TO BE YOUR MAN #4!!! You can hog all the meaty necks and tripes you want.. you can take anything of mine.. you've already stolen my BIG HEART! (it's true, too, my vet says it's on the big side!!)

Dudley <3 <3 <3

Charlie said...

Sunny, Sunny - we fixed it!! Thanks for getting us back on the profile case! We managed to puzzle out that we hadn't made the blog public.
- Chuck

p.s. I hate grooming, too. I'd rather do it myself, thanks all the same...

Chelsea said...

You are gorgeous!

Just look at those eyes!

Urban Smoothie Read said...


i didn't sense much diff on ur hair....ur owner din actually get u fully shaved....haha

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hey Sunshade,
Looks like you are also sufferring from the SLOFS.. I also suffer from it after my haircuts.. ma calls it the Sudden Loss of Fur Syndrome!!
But you still look gorgeous.. *wink* (I think I am starting to fall in love with you, your beauty, your courage, ahhh...)

Huskee Boy

T-man Angel said...

Miss Sunshade,
Your new hairdo looks sexy. Your mom does a great job. Don't worry, you'll grow out your curls faster if the weather is cooler

Sunshade said...

Boo: hey little man, you know, I could careless if my hair is uneven, or if I become a hairy mammoth, I just dont' want to be groomed!!!

Fufu: sigh...I actually wish my hair never grows back so I will never have to go through with grooming again!!!

Bogie: hey handsome, you are lucky your mom lets you sleep when she grooms you. I have to stand most of the time, and the most I get is sit..... Tell your mom not to take too much off because I dig your scruffiness and wiriness!!

Zach: I LOVE your idea! Now I just have to figure out how to put the blades in, plug in the cord, and turn on the clipper!

Isabella: you really think the cut accentuates my waistline?? I just spent the last hour and a half in front of the mirror, but didn't see signs of waistline..

Herbie: thanks buddy, I hate being blow dried, so I Aire-dry!!

Lil Chuck: glad to see you have it working now!!

Yo Butchy & Snickers: yeah they get mashed down a bit, but I have TOOOOOOOO much coat for it to become really mashed. Sign...I need a coat reduction formula.. I still need to wash my jumper suit, it is still brown from the last time I wore it..

Chiyo: you are one little girl with attitude! If I sulk and ignore mum too much, she just ignores me. So I have guilt tricks!

Jay: Thanks, but my hair is missing from my head and ears and body and belly and inside my ears and between my pads and around my privates and and and and .....

Buster: Even tho I don't know what kind of summer cut you had, I somehow believe you LOL!

San, Bobby & Phoebe: no problem!!

Dudley aka. MY man # 4: you make me laugh too hard that my stomach hurts. Mum is worried because I just ate a big dinner and she is afraid my stomach might flip and need surgery. Do you have to be this funny all the time??

Chelsea: I'm flattered!! Compliments from a supermodel?? WOW!

Amanda & Pacco: well it was close to a shave except I still have some hair on my face and legs and that was it...

Huskee: oh please don't say it you little cutie pie, I woudln't know how to answer you..... Can't you tell, I have problems rejecting handsome males....OOOPS mum is watching me type..

T-man: Thanks but you just made me feel a lot worse... I dont' want my hair to grow out faster!!!!! I want them to grow as slooooooow as possible so I don' thave to put up with more grooming. I could careless if I look like a bum!!!


Love nibbles to you all,
Miss Sunshade