Friday, December 08, 2006

Trying out my wet suit + REJECTED!!

This afternoon, mum took me to the beach to try out my wet suit I got from my personal designers, Butchy & Snickers.



Good news is, I had no problem moving in it.



I even went swimming in the FreEzINg cold water.




Now the very BAD NEWS:

The wet suit attracted lots of attention, I had lots of admirers drooling over me ... err.. ok, the wet suit.

First, I met a terrorist from Manchester, he was prying trying to find out who was the famous designer that designed my suit.



I thought since he's from Manchester, he might have connections to possible career break through opportunities for me.

BUT NOOOOOO!



However, I think the Manchester Terrorist passed my wishes onto someone he knew.



I was approached by J. Manure, the Art Director and groomer of Canada's Next Top Dog Model.

Funny, he kinda reminded me of Jay Manuel, the Art Director/Make Up Artist of America's Next Top Model.

Below, J. Manure is on the left, Jay Manuel is on the right.




Of course I was ecstatic to be invited to be in the show, it's an honour! However, I did have one simple request,



It was such a simple request. I thought J. was just going to say "no problem!"

BUT NOOOO.........




I had no idea they had rules against bringing props. Plus, my ring is not just a prop to me, it's part of the family, it's part of my life, it's ...it's... my baby!!! I wasn't just gonna take all the glory and leave my baby home, so I let J know!



He looked like he was scared of me, I wonder why? Anyway, he said he would go and ask his boss, TYRO BINKS, if I could be an exception since I've got all the qualities of a supermodel including the attitude.



Well, I think you can tell by the picture what happened.

I, of course, was mad and disappointed. Not only did I miss out on a career break through opportunity, I also missed out on meeting the world renown Supermodel, Chelsea. She was going to make an guest appearance during the second episode of Canada's Next Top Dog Model.



Good thing I was able to find some calming remedies on the field, and they made me feel a little better.

Can you guess what's that green stuff on my head?



Let me give you a hint, it's a digested form of grass..........



Can you see how upset I was still about my REJECTION?? Mum thinks I need to be more "humble" next time around, but exactly what is humble?

A humble terrier? Now that just sounds like an oxymoron to me!


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18 comments:

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Hey Sunshade...
Dont be upset. Its their loss not yours. I cant believe how stupid they can be. Just because of a "Ring" and they are saying "NO" to someone who has the biggest potential to be the next supermodel. Wonder what is up there, in the heads i mean.

You know Sunshade, you are so beautiful and gorgeous... and every single day, i dream of you.

Love
Boy

Maggie said...

I totally agree with Boy - they made a huge oopsie - definitely their loss!!!

Maggie

Boo said...

hey sunshade, you look absolutely lovely in the wet suit.

tell them, you ARE already a superMODEL + FLIRT. no need to be on the next NTDM!

wet wet licks

Boo

Buster the Wired Fox Terror said...

Digested grass, did some dog puke on your head?

That schnauzer was big as you! I never saw grey one that big, only black ones.

Bussie Kissies
Buster

T-man said...

Miss Sunshade,
You should try auditioning for the U.S. Top Model show. I'm sure rings are allowed on that show in the states.
T-man

Anonymous said...

Oh, Sunshade, you would be better at being a Top Model than Caridee (oops, did I give away my fascination with the best show on TV ever?).
Nigel would swoon over you and Tyra would be hard-pressed to find tips or tricks of modeling you don't already know.
Hey! Is your (not) EVIL mum another Janice Dickinson? SHE would have recognized that Melrose was the winner - until you compete.
xoxoxo,
Ellen

Zach said...

You've got a great wardrobe ... but didn't your bum get cold in the water?

Joe Stains said...

Those people are silly to pass you up. Tanner said you and your ring are welcome over here anytime you want. As for that green stuff on your head, puke? poop? Sometimes we dive head first into poop, you should see how happy that makes my mom!!

btw what does humble mean? I am not familiar with that word??

Bogart said...

I'll take you and your ring anytime!!!!!!

Love,
Bogart

Butchy & Snickers said...

Hey Sunshade,
Hope this post works. Wow, you look so cool swimming with your wetsuit & RING! Did you stay warm wearing it?? We're glad you could move well. Those other doggies don't know the big mistake they made not letting you model with your RING! It's your trademark, hehehehe! Do you think Mama should make wetsuits for those bambis that keep falling into our ponds??? tee hee!
Luv & Wirey Hugs!
Butchy & Snickers

Roo said...

Sunshade I am sooo proud of you! You didn't just drop your ring (ball) because fame was knocking on your door, but instead you stood by your principles and your baby! You are my hero!

Your pal,
Roo

Toby said...

Hey Sunshade,

Wow, you look so stylin in your wet suit! Did it keep you warm in the water? As for your career as a supermodel, their loss!~

Tobes

Freda said...

Hey Sunshade,

First (1, 2, 1, 2), let me thank you for the greats Christmas card. THANK YOU! You reeeallys pushed your mom hard on these cards, didn't you. Each one differents.

Seconds (1, 2, 1, 2), you don't want to be a models. They eat very littles and get skinny. I don't want to see you skinnys. They are changin' things though. Brazil is not allowin' skinny models in bad health and reals ladies are beginin' to walk like C-A-T-S.

You certainly wears your outfits with panache and always look sooo cooools. Maybe just an onlines model you should be, with your mom as your agent. Stay away from those big agencies. I think C-A-T-S own them.

Again, thank you for the wonderful card. Happy Holidays to you and yours.

Wuufs!

Chiyo said...

oh sunshade! how can they not appreciate you??? stupid Manure and Bink. next time you get famous, you can go rub it in their faces, serves them right for not taking you.

love..
chiyo

Oscar Airedale said...

Hey Sunshade,

You are the number 1 Canadian top model & don't let anyone tell you any different.

Licks,
Oscar x

Sundae said...

They must be dumb not to accpet you. Maybe Tyra Binks is scared of you taking over her place when you become famous. Hees.

You look good in that wet suit. Is that digested graas green tripe? :D

Wired for Mackie said...

Miss Sunshade,

You look Absolutely Maaaarrrvellloouuss in your wetsuit! What a talented human Butchy and Snickers momma is!

I got your christmas card...what a card! You put a lot of yourself in it didn't you...heheheheh! I sniffed and sniffed and mom took it from me when I started kissing it!

Fu Fu said...

Sunshade, I can't believe that Tyro Binks and J Manure were so ride to you. They don't know your full potential..

~ fufu

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