Monday, January 11, 2010

My Pledge Program

What's wrong with this picture??


Yes, that's right, there is NOTHING IN MY TREAT MACHINE!!

I pulled down the lever, and NOTHING CAME OUT!!



I turned it upside down, and STILL NOTHING!


I pushed it around, and NOOOOOOOTHINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!


WHY was there nothing in MY treat machine you might ask?

Well maybe you should go ask STINKY on his stinky blog, HMMMMMPH!

The pooooooooooor pooooooooooor me had to resort to a second class treat dispenser,


Note: The only reason I was smiling was for the pledge program


This second class treat dispenser is nothing like MY treat machine,


Not only is it weird looking,


It is horrible at dispensing treats (which is what its suppose to do!!!),


It HOGS treats terribly!!!



MY PLEDGE PROGRAM


Every dog in the world is born with the right to use a first class treat machine (WITH treats in it).

Take this SuperDALE as an example,


She did not have the opportunity to use a first class treat machine.

Look at that sweet smile on her face.

Can you sleep at night knowing that she was denied of something so simple?

Can you sleep at night knowing that her little SuperSTOMACH was starving?




For just 10 lbs of treats/kibbles a day (foodies that don't fit in the machine are accepted as well), you can:
  • help fill the treat machine with nutritious treats
  • help bring a SuperSMILE onto the SuperDALE's face
  • help ensure the muscle tone on the one and only MUSCLE BUTT
  • help warm the SuperDALE's SuperHEART knowing that she is loved
For just 10 lbs of treats/kibbles/foodies a day, you will never have to see a sad SuperDALE with a second class treat dispenser. The picture below will be non-existent.


(yes, that's the SuperTONGUE you see)

If you sign up for the pledge now, every month, you will receive a picture of the world renowned MUSCLE BUTT, so you see the result of your pledge foodie.

Below is a sample of a picture that could be yours,


So pick up your phone now, and call 1800-SAV-DALE to sign up for your once in a life time pledge.

5 comments:

Maggie and Mitch said...

We are picking up the phone and placing that call now, Sunshade! No way can we let you starve to death!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Mango said...

Gosh, Miss Sunshade, 10 pounds is a lot of kibbles, but that muscle butt is most charming. What to do what to do? Maybe I will just send you PeeWee's kibbles.

Slobbers,
Mango

Lorenza said...

Hi, Sunshade!
I'd love to send to you my kibble but it is Obessity Management... so I guess it is not good for your Muscle Butt!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Dennis the Vizsla said...

hello sunshade its dennis the vizsla dog hay lissen i hav herd that those funny shaypd treet masheens are in fakt deezined not to giv yoo treets!!! devilishly feendish eh??? i am shoor they must hav ben deezined by inshooranse companeez!!! ok bye

Baby Rocket Dog and Hootie said...

Wow.Wish we had read this sooner.Is it too late to make a pledge? You look like you are starvin'!! (That machine is pretty neat, but only when it is full of goodies.) Hope you got it restocked after your mommy saw your post.
XX-BabyRD and Hootie

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