My Pledge Program

What's wrong with this picture??


Yes, that's right, there is NOTHING IN MY TREAT MACHINE!!

I pulled down the lever, and NOTHING CAME OUT!!



I turned it upside down, and STILL NOTHING!


I pushed it around, and NOOOOOOOTHINNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!


WHY was there nothing in MY treat machine you might ask?

Well maybe you should go ask STINKY on his stinky blog, HMMMMMPH!

The pooooooooooor pooooooooooor me had to resort to a second class treat dispenser,


Note: The only reason I was smiling was for the pledge program


This second class treat dispenser is nothing like MY treat machine,


Not only is it weird looking,


It is horrible at dispensing treats (which is what its suppose to do!!!),


It HOGS treats terribly!!!

MY PLEDGE PROGRAM

Every dog in the world is born with the right to use a first class treat machine (WITH treats in it).

Take this SuperDALE as an example,


She did not have the opportunity to use a first class treat machine.

Look at that sweet smile on her face.

Can you sleep at night knowing that she was denied of something so simple?

Can you sleep at night knowing that her little SuperSTOMACH was starving?




For just 10 lbs of treats/kibbles a day (foodies that don't fit in the machine are accepted as well), you can:

• help fill the treat machine with nutritious treats
• help bring a SuperSMILE onto the SuperDALE's face
• help ensure the muscle tone on the one and only MUSCLE BUTT
• help warm the SuperDALE's SuperHEART knowing that she is loved
  

For just 10 lbs of treats/kibbles/foodies a day, you will never have to see a sad SuperDALE with a second class treat dispenser. The picture below will be non-existent.

(yes, that's the SuperTONGUE you see)

If you sign up for the pledge now, every month, you will receive a picture of the world renowned MUSCLE BUTT, so you see the result of your pledge foodie.

Below is a sample of a picture that could be yours,


So pick up your phone now, and call 1800-SAV-DALE to sign up for your once in a life time pledge.