Thursday, April 01, 2010

Two Special Packages - First Package

We received two special packages recently,

One was a mystery package because we did not recognize the sender's name. I wasn't too sure what to make of it, what if someone sent me another stinky?

The second one was from my very promising apprentice Lacie (Lakeland), her brothers Scruffman (Wire Fox), and Baby Stan (Airedale),

I was quite excited about it. Had a friendly chat with STINKY, told him about all the rules of opening pressies,

Rule # 1: When MY SuperPAW is on it, its MINE!

Rule # 2: When MY name is on it, and MY SuperEARS stand up (I'm practically the closest thing to doG when I can defy gravity!), that means its MINE!

STINKY said his name was on the package too, so he wanted his bigfoot on it too.....

But EX-CUUUUUUUUUS-ME here! WHERE do you see his name on here??

NOT HERE! Who the h$ll is Jaffa?

(mum: Sunshade, I'm sorry to inform you this, but your nephew's real name IS "Jaffa", NOT "STINKY"!!!!)

So we compromised,

Upon opening MY pressie,

There was a card written in lavender colour,

Digging out MY pressie!!

It's a canvas bag with a handsome Airedale side profile embroidered on the front!!!!

I think Lacie heard my plea to have some peace. Since she and her brothers watch Cesar Millan's Dog Whisperer show,

They made a note that to drain off excessive energy from an energized canine is to make them wear backpacks like this with water bottles inside as weights,

So they got STINKY a backpack!!!

Now I just have to go find some water bottles to put in it! Let see if he can still landshark with his backpack on!

BTW, I just want to clarify that they watch the Dog Whisperer show purely for enjoyment sake NOT educational, just like me. It is so funny watching hoomans being tortured by us canines!

This is a card of my bootiful apprentice, aka. World's Next Muscle Butt Model, Lacie. It was from her lingerie photo shoot; just look at that sexy body and seductive smile of hers. She knows how to walk the walk, talk the talk, and she's got the swagger!! She is gutsy, she is witty, she is bootiful, and she is extremely POWERFUL (even tho she weighs only 9 lbs),

Just look at her power, STINKY would not look her straight in the face,

He'd rather pretend she was not there!

And this was just a picture, can you imagine the kind of power she would have over him in real life???

It is very comforting to know that there is a young lady with such promising potentials to follow in my footsteps,

I am proud of you Lacie girl, you have a great 9 lb muscle butt! Definitely not a giant CABOOSE, I don't know why anyone would say that about you? I will be happy to hand the throne over to you when the day comes.

Thank you, your mumsie, your bruver, and your brothers for the thoughtful pressie!!!

ps. I will post the mysterious package in another post, stay tuned!


Duke said...

What a great gift! We love the thought of Jaffa dragging water around for you just in case you request it, Sunshade!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

McGillicutty said...

Hi Miss Sunshade!!!

Thanks for stopping by and having a Guinness with me and McMuffer. Me thinks you and Stinky Jaffa are WAY juicy (Irish slang for cute). I see that me Laciegirl sent ya a pressie! She gives THE best pressies EVER. In fact, me thinks me next post will be our pressie from her AND our PIF pressie. Yep, we gots 2 packages in a day too. SO much fun, huh?

You take care and me likes your rules of the pressies. Maybe me McMuffer and I wouldn't have given it a Go (Irish for gotten in a fight) if we would have followed your rules. You're very wise, Miss Sunshade!

Irish Love,

Lorenza said...

Hi, Sunshade!
Lacie sent you a pawesome present!
Let us know how it goes with Jaffa carring the things in that bag!
Kisses and hugs

Inky and Molly said...

Hey, what a great loot. You make that stinky boy work for his pressies!
Love the party ear shot!

Dexter said...

Miss Sunshade,
That Lacie wants to be a muscle butt too? Never! You are the one and only.


Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh that stoopid Mango...he's always insulting my butt and his is like as big as a house.

I'm so glad ya got the looked pawsome on Stinky...did ya fill it with rocks????

Perhaps you can use it to carry your toys going to the beach??

Kisses dears!!!!

Miss Laciecakes!!! XXOO