Friday, August 31, 2007

I can be a GOOOOOOD Aunt

Well this morning, mum got up and put these earrings on,

Then she put this collar on me, cause she says it's for good luck (huh? for what?),

Lastly, she put this collar on STINKY,

and left with STINKY .... WITHOUT ME!!!

Mum and STINKY were away ALLLLLLL day, and came back at around 4:30 pm in the afternoon. I wasn't very happy about being left alone ALLL DAY, but I took one look and one sniff at STINKY and I knew something wasn't quite right....

He didn't smell STEAMY anymore..... and I was sure he left pretty STEAMY this morning! What's more mind boggling was the fact that he didn't even attempt to land shark me.... Honestly, I never thought I would ever complain about him NOT land sharking me, but WHAT THE H$LL WAS WRONG WITH HIM????

And then mum showed me this,

No wonder he didn't smell STEAMY anymore..... his lovelies got detached.... So now he'll always be a STINKY.....




Mum called it "emergency Lovelie-Detachment Surgery" because STINKY peed on 3 people within 10 mins of going to the park last week. (mum: I was planning on waiting until he turned one, but NOPE, that wasn't gonna happen! Can't have him peeing on people!! He had just started to lift his leg around two weeks ago, and he was like a kid on his new bicycle, trying it on everyONE...)

Although I gotta admit, it was pretty good just to have the stinkster back even tho he wasn't STEAMY anymore. I got quite excited seeing him (and mum too I guess) and decided to play a role change for once since STINKY was acting quite um.... un-STINKY like.

(Please note: the energetic one who is throwing the squeaky toy around is the almost 8 year old Aunt. The 9 months old STINKY is the one that is almost non-moving.)

I knew today was STINKY's day to be the center of the attention, to be pampered. He deserved it I guess...... having had to go through the Lovelie-Detachment surgery. However, that didn't stop me from reminding mum this wonderful universe that we live in *should* really revolve around Miss Sunshade aka. The SuperDALE!

(The only reason I was offered "chocolates" was because my EVIL mum knew I HATED chocolates!!)

Anyway, that was my 4 minute of fame for the day...... and it was right back to pampering STINKY.

I kinda felt bad STINKY wasn't feeling well. I would rather have him not land sharking me because he's *ahem* ..mature, but not because he's not feeling good. So, for once I let him sleep on my BIG, PINK bed, while I crammed my tiny little body in his tiny little bed.....

Mum bought comfort food to cook for STINKY so it's easier to digest.

She said he needed the mumpkin paste to keep his bowels regular, yogurt to put good buggies in his intestines.

Mum cooked up the ground chicken in chicken broth, (can you tell she CAN'T cook at all???)

And served a WHOLE plate to STINKY with some mumpkin paste mixed in. (he ate the yogurt separate at a later time as heat kills all the good buggies.)

And well.. I just watched... I was totally neglected, ignored, nobody cared about me. Poor me....

Finally, I couldn't stand it. Even tho mum can't cook, the food still smelled REALLY good and I really wanted some. Since I would never try to take food away from another dog, not even STINKY, so I had to ask mum,

My well trained mum promptly brought me some in my bowl,

But really.... look at how pitiful that teeeeeeny bit of chicken looked in that BIG bowl of mine!!

SHE says I need to watch my weight, but I think this is nothing but a third class treatment here.....

So understandably, after my teeeeeeeeny bowl of chicken, I wanted more, and I asked politely,

Mum's always told me to be polite, and ask politely. Well, GUESS WHAT???

It doesn't work!! She said NOOOO when I asked for more food!

How unfair.... STINKY got a WHOLE plate and I got a teeeeeeeeeny teeeeeeeeeeny bit...

Hey mum, when can I go for my spay surgery again?? (mum: you definitely act like you do need a second surgery sometimes LOL)

After dinner, mum was on her computer, so I - the perfect Aunt, the perfect gurrrl, the perfect DALE let STINKY have MY bed in the computer room while I got the thin little fleece blankie on the terribly hard carpeted floor. (mum: no, not a drama queen at all!)

At bed time, mum decided to put a pair of my PINK pants on STINKY so he wouldn't lick on his incisions.

STINKY didn't look too pleased at all, in fact, he looked kinda embarrassed. I have had to wear those panties periodically over the last 7 years, so I would know. Anyway, I thought I would be a good Aunt all the way today so I put on a pair of pants too just so STINKY would feel a little bit better.

What a good Aunt I am.... I'm so proud of myself,

(mum: Sunshade, the truth please, the TRUTH!)

OKAY... FINE.... The reason why I wore those pants was because I had a hot spot on my back that's super duper itchy, and because it's super duper itchy, I lick and chew, chew and lick. So EVIL mum put those pants on me to cover up my hot spot.

This is my super duper itchy face, and yet not being able to do anything about being super duper itchy because one - the spot is covered up, two - EVIL mum is there watching like a hawk.

Why I got those hot spots?? Well, that's another story for another time.

Anywayzzz... the point of this whole post is, seeing the way STINKY was pampered after his Lovelie-Detachment surgery (which permanently stinkified him, I might add), I think I want to be spayed again!!

You can read STINKY's Lovelie-Detachment Day in detail (some graphic scenes) on his blog.


Snowball said...

Sunshade, you are indeed a great aunt to stinky. You are being soooooo Kind and Nice to him!!!

Err..rr.. can you ask mum to buy you a nicer pair of pants? I think you deserve something that looks better than the one you had on. LOL...


Boo Casanova said...

oops! i bet jaffa feels so light now that something has gone for good! LOL

sunshade, i wanna see your butt butt! please tell us quick what happen to your lovely butt.

wet wet licks


Duke said...

What a good Aunt you are to pamper Jaffa! I can't believe Jaffa was peeing on people! He certainly didn't learn that from you, right?!

Love ya lots,

Texas's Mum said...

Hey Sunshade,
You are such a pawsome Aunt
Jaffa is very lucky to have you
the SUPERDALE as his aunt.
I hope your hot stop go's away
real soon your mum should give you
lots of pampering you need it as well.

Love and Licks
Texas (and his humans).

Eddie N Peaches said...

Miss Sunshade, don't be jealous. Just plan your revenge! After he gets well of course. There may be opportunity to sneak some of his toys, treats, or something else from him to make up for the shortcomings in the chicken soup department!
Whoofs & Baroos,
Eddie, Peaches & Bella

Amber-Mae said...

Oh no you didn't! You get sooo little compared to Stinky? That's sooo unfair! You look sooo funny in those hooman pants especially in boxers. Hehehe!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

jaffeboy said...

I saw a whitish spot on your right hip, is that the hot spot?

Poor girl. I hope it heal soon.

Marvin -The Hollow Hound said...

oooh I am in sympathy with you for the hot spot issue Sunshade. I have had an infected insect bite for a few weeks and it is driving me crazy.

I could do with those "hot pants".....lovely pictures!

love n licks, Marv xxxxx

Myeo said...

We think both ofyou ahould Switch pants. Yours look more manly while his looks not so manly..haha

Boy n Baby

Girasol said...

That bowl of chicken looks good. Hey you look like a nba player with the boxers.

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh rival Sarah Bernhardt...not that I know who she is, but that's what Mumsie calls Lacie when she's rather overstating things, tho I admit that chicken portion looks quite on the skimpy side,while Stinky's looked quite hefty. You were awfully nice to give him ur bed and pink undies...why do you have the guy boxers and he has the pinkies?? I think I'm havin' gender issues here. Were going to go and visit his blog and look at the graphic video...well, I am...Lacie is grounded from the Beach Party. She didn't sleep in the girls' quarters...not sure where or with whom she did sleep.

Wiry barks, Scruffy

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh Sunshade...oh wow...oh...bbbaaaaaaaaaarrrffffff!!OMD, Im so sorry...I just yakked all over ur blog...but, but...I had no idea how they sque......ok.....let's just say we went to Stinky's blog and watched the video...we are much more informed now, me and Mumsie. Very informed. Like really informed.

High pitched squeaky barks, Scruffy

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Sunshade,
Those checks boxers look great on you...but I don't understand why can't Jaffa wear those manly ones and you get the pink ones? Unless it's erm..too tight for you?

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Oh.. how come you dont get more food when you ask for it politely?

~ Girl girl

Huskee and Hershey said...

Ahhh.. Jaffa lost his 'jewels'..
You are such a nice aunt to let him have your bed while he is recuperating! (Pssst, I find that asking POLITELY for food DOES NOT work.. you just need to steal 'em)..

Huskee Boy

PreciOus said...

Poor Jaffa, thank doG he has you to look after him. =D

Shoo Shoo, itchy hot spots go away soon!


Joe Stains said...

We are very glad to hear his surgery went ok and that he is home and feeling well. I am not happy to hear you totally got RIPPED off in the dinner department.

ycling said...

Oh NO! Sunshades bahbutt ain't sun shinny anymore. QUICK tell us what happened before we forget how sun shinny it wassss...

Stanley said...


Sorry Jaffa is permanently stinkified, but I'm happy his surgery went so well. He doesn't look like himself when he's so subdued. He almost looks like another dog.

You were the best aunty to him! I can't believe you let him have your bed in both rooms!! And you "let" him wear your pink panties. hehehe I'm sure you don't mind lending them to him.

We all know you're HOT, but sorry about the hot spots, which I know are itchy and not sexy in the least. Hope they go away soon.

Goober love & extra healing smooches,

T-man Angel said...

Miss Sunshade,
Of course it is all about you! It's all about me too :) I love your pink and plaid pants. That's a good idea of your mom's. That was so nice of you to lend Stinky your soft bed. He had a tough day. I'm sure you wouldn't want to go through that surgery again.


Ferndoggle said...

Sunshade, I'm getting those hot spots too! Mom is a little worried & keeps putting super smelly tea tree oil on them but IT'S NOT HELPING!! I'm still ITCHY.

If you have some goodie suggestions for me, I'd be so happy!! And hopefully less itchy!

Lola the (itchy) Diva

Toby said...

Hi Sunshade! Yikes, poor Jaffa...I totally know how he feels!! But I'm sure you will be extra nice to him until he starts land sharking you again! BOL!!

Hey, Mom gives me the same yogurt too!!


Urban Smoothie Read said...

hahaha....great idea of putting a panty on...