Tuesday, August 14, 2007

NO patience??

SHE says I have NO patience, but I beg to differ.

Let me show you what I mean,

When I'm being perfect, what does SHE do???

Does SHE throw my ball or my rockie for me??

NOOO SHE doesn't.

SHE gets trigger happy, and waits 'til I'm not so perfect anymore.

Then SHE throws my ball/rockie for me,

Here it is again:

When I'm being patient, nothing happens. Just look at HER shadow in the following pictures, have they changed at all??

When I'm "warning" her about the possibility of losing my cool if she doesn't hurry up and throw, what does she do?? NOTHING!

When I'm on the verge of losing my cool, what does she do?? Still NOTHING!!!

So when I finally lose my cool,

SHE throws my rockie for me while mumbling (thinking I can't hear) about me having NO patience.

And SHE keeps mumbling even when I'm out there swimming (still thinking I can't hear!),

So who do you think is at FAULT here???

If you don't believe me, I have VIDEO evidence!!!

(Notice I was swimming against the current most of the time? Good way to keep my MUSCLE BUTT in shape ya know!!)

Need more evidence??

When I'm being good,

SHE gets closer,

And CLOSER.... until she can see the inside of my nostrils (literally),

Please GOOBER Stan, don't let the above photos mislead you in your judgement (which BTW should totally be - Miss Sunshade is an incredibly patient terrier.)


jaffeboy said...

That water look soooooo clear. It must be very cool to swim in it. I want to be there too!!!

Girasol said...

You look so happy and the having a good time in the water. I like your smile.

Ume said...

u r definitely more patient than i am!

Duke said...

That water is so clean! Your mom really keeps you busy tossing those rockies at you! Great job Sunshade!

Love ya lots,

Joe Stains said...

terriers have TONS of patience, I know that for sure also! I dunno what these wacky humans expect of us!!

Stanley said...


I'm sure your mama is a sweet chica and all, but COME ON, WOMAN!!! Even *I* was barking for her to wing your ring into the water. I am CONVINCED that you are the model of Airedale patience. Would that I could be so patient!

By the way, thanks for the bat ear photos!! Once again, I am very pleased by that. Twice in 2 posts!! (You have very cute bat ears).

Goober love & empathy,

Snowball said...

That is a bootiful place to swim. Why there isn't such a place in Singapore for me? Humph... I must think of migrating.

Miss Sunshade, I think you are very patient. The hooman jus dun understand and do not know how to appreciate our unique Qualities.


Luckie Girl said...

Hey Sunshade,
Gee, you are definately more patient than me!! I dunno why your Mom needs to keep taking those piktures. They all look the same...LOL!

Urban Smoothie Read said...

fun time splashing around ...

Huskee and Hershey said...

Hi Sunshade,
I think we need to send our hoomans to some course to improve their photography skills as well as their speed. Honestly they have no clue what patient models we have been. I mean, imagine if they were taking photos of Naomi Campbell.. she'd have thrown her phone at them already.

Amber-Mae said...

Oh yeah, I hate it when I have to pose for a looooong time just for picture taking. I lose my cool BIG TIME too!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Anonymous said...

miss sunshade!!!! how nice the water is!! how clear!! n so many gazillions rockies to play wit! i wish we've such waters over here!


PreciOus said...

Awww poor Miss Sunshade, I believe you. Sometimes hoomans can get confused by what they're supposed to do. The cameras are evil!


Texas's Mum said...

Sunshade i TOTALLY agree
with you. It is just like
when my hoomans say that they
are taking me out on a walk
it takes them ages to just get out the door never mind the walk itself.

Love and Licks
Texas (and his humans).

Myeo said...

We think you are real patience with your mom. If it was us, we would be jumping around already.

Boy n Baby

Princess, Tank and Isaac: The Newfs of Hazard said...

You are sooooo lucky to have the beach and that cool stream to play in! It would be well worth putting up with Stinkies for that! We have a stinky resevoir that we rarely go to.