Monday, August 06, 2007

Being a GOOOOOD gurrrrrl is GOOOOOD


It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOD because I get to go to lots of places

Chapters for example,

I am calm, I stay by mum's side while she flips through pages and pages of advertisements (did you know that 77% of magazines are made up of ads??).

Yes it gets BORING sometimes, but I stay GOOOOOOOOD, because being with mum is better than stinky-sitting.

Sometimes, I stay so GOOOOOOD I fall asleep,

It is GOOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOD because I can tell hoomans what to do with my eyes and they will listen because I am GOOOOOOOD

For example, here, I am telling them to stop pumping gas because I'm so BORED!

And here, I am telling them to HUUUUUURY UP, and get moving!

And here, I am telling them exactly which way to go.

It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOD because I get to tell the hoomans exactly what I want

For example, I want to get out of the car,

It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOD because I don't get blamed for scratching the car

For example, I want to get out,

And the hoomans can't blame me for it because I am GOOOOOOD,

It is GOOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOOD because I get to go tour EA - Electronic Arts

This is where videos games like these are made:

I get to see the cooool EA cafeteria because I am GOOOOOOD,

I get to walk through cool hallways,

I get to see cool spiral stairways, (looking down from the top)

It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOD because when I get scared of see through glasses on either side of the bridge

I just have to give out one cry, and help comes my way because I am GOOOOOOOD!

It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOD because I get to check out working cubicles

Lie down in whichever cubicle I want,

And make myself at home in whichever cubicle I want because I am GOOOOD!

It is GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOD because I get to steal caramel candies

It is GOOOOD to be GOOOOOD because I don't need to pawtograph a waiver

I get to use the EA soccer field,

And the EA beach volleyball court because I am GOOOOOOOOD!

So PUPS, isn't it GOOOOOD to be GOOOOOOD sometimes???

STINKY is still trying to be GOOOOOOD like me because he still isn't GOOOOOOD like me yet so he doesn't get to go to all the cool places I get to go because I am soooo GOOOOOOOD!!!


jaffeboy said...

It's amazing the places you get to go Sunshade. I can hardly go anywhere without some drama rama hoomans scream. Apparently I look scawy?! *roll eyes*

Duke said...

See where being good gets you! I wish I was as good as you!

Love ya lots,

Stanley said...


You are so well connected... and SOOOOOOO GOOOOOOD! Does your mama work at EA? What a cool Dale in a cool place!

Goober love (not the same as STINKY love),

Texas's Mum said...

Sunshade you are making me drool
with all your adventures and my dad
plays games from EA so I will have to show
him your post as he will also drool.
And yes you are right being GOOOOOD
as it's advantages.

Love and Licks
Texas (and his humans).

The Airechicks said...

Sunshade -

Is that where your Mum works ??

Maybe they need a Airedale for PR and security work.

You get to go alot of great places...

Toby said...

Ok Sunshade. I totally need to start behaving so I can go to all those cool places!! Mom said she went inside EA to visit a long time ago. (Before she had me). Whatever. I wanna go too!!! And you got to go into chapters?? Wow, you must be extra super duper well behaved! I need to go brush up on my "good boy" skillz.


Joe Stains said...

wow I am sooo jealous. Maybe they should make a video game of you and stinky, er jaffa?

Anonymous said...

It looks like you had a good time at "work"! Did you ask EA to make a "Run away from Stinky" game?! That would be fun!!


Dog lover

Lillie Valentine said...

My hoooman pups are so jealous that you got to go where those games are made! They love that sims game! And that soccer field. Kendra and Jordan would love to play there too! You are sooooo lucky!

Amber-Mae said...

Oh wow! You're allowed in a book store??? That's just sooo awesome. I bet it was nice sleeping on a carpeted floor with the air-conditioner on, sweet! You really had an AWESOME adventure in one day huh Missy. You're a very lucky girl! Where was the STINKY by the way?

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Sunshade,
Gosh I am sooo jealous of all the cool places you get to visit!

Is your Mom or maybe erm...your future Dad working at EA?? hehe...yes yes, we are digging for information here..!