Friday, January 26, 2007

Ambleside -> Vet -> %#&@ -> River

This morning, STINKY and I had a 10:30 appointment with my Auntie Janice. Mum had a sudden urge to empty out her bank account (she does that twice a year), and booked me in to have my gazillionth semi-annual blood test, with urine analysis. Honestly, I'm surprised I'm not anemic yet considering how much blood I have lost over the years. STINKY couldn't escape his ill fated fate, he was brought in to have his blood drawn too because "he was too calm". I'm by no means on STINKY's side, but can you tell, my mum has issues?? I bet you the moment STINKY starts to act perky and hyper, mum would be back with him to see Auntie Janice because "sudden change in behaviour means something is wrong". *extreme eyeroll*

Thanks to a big dog whose spleen decided to explode, my Auntie Janice had to do emergency surgery on him. So our appointment was moved back to 1:00 pm. Since live about 40 mins away, mum decided to take us to Ambleside Beach in West Vancouver until it was our appointment time. Yes, bye bye work, heeeeeello beach, and hellooooo work at 10 at night!


If you were to ask me, how much do I love the beach?


I would tell you, enough to make me smile and my tongue curl!!


That was of course, until a certain STINK bomb decided to follow me everywhere, and I mean EVERYWHERE!!


There were hoomans wanting to say HI to him because they could smell him from half way across the beach. So I told STINKY to "gooooooooo say hi". He went. I thought great, he's gonna walk off with one of those unfortunate strangers who petted him, but did he? NOOO, he came right back to ME after they petted him....


There were quite a few other unfortunate victims whose hands were permanently stained. Yes, I sniffed their hands, PHEW..., made my poo-poo face, and walked away. (mum: Sunshade is very aloof to strangers, she could careless if they petted her or not) I thought one of those people for sure were gonna report STINKY to the city you know for being an environmental hazard (for being too stinky), and someone would come and take him away.

To make things worse, people kept asking mum if I was STINKY's mom!!! OMG.. I almost fainted. Any son of mine won't stink like that, and I mean look at him, he's a little black mutt for all I can see!! HMMMMPH!

I was praying really hard that someone, just one brave person, would take him.


But nothing happened, he always came back to me on his own. WHY WHY WHY??
I told him to stay back and not stink up the ocean since I can't seem to get rid of him. Thankfully, he listened and stood back. MY ocean was fine.


He tried to make me look bad by running back to mum first when mum called us. The truth is, he was running and lagging behind me, so when mum called, he had a head start. (mum: and you only came because he was coming!!!)


(mum: here's my proof)



I dug for rockies,


But I came across a spot that PHEW... stunk!! STINKY must had been to the spot..


Since the sky was blue, the sun was shining, and I was at the beach. I thought about posing for some photos for my men. I mean, it just doesn't get sexier than that. Valentines Day is coming up. However, I had to play it slow. For all you younger girls out there, please pay close attention to the following, this is how you make your men pant and drool non-stop:


First, you show them only half of you, hide the sexy butt for now. Keep them wondering...


Second
, roll onto your right side, act like you are really enjoying yourself. Make sure you don't show your face just yet.


Third
, now roll onto the other side, with your right hind leg slightly lifted. yes, YES, like this.


Lastly
, as soon as you see that your men are having trouble breathing or are panting like there is no tomorrow, then IT'S TIME. Time to reveal the pretty face. Make sure to give that seductive look from your eyes, pose properly so that your sexiest parts are closest to the camera. Then, SMILE, yes the seductive smile.


Mackie, Bogie, Dudley, and Marvin, are you guys still alright???


Couple more shots:


I'm working on a split, I'll get it, eventually.


Signature Sunshade SMILE!!


SIGH... time flew by so fast, and soon, it was time to leave the beach... Don't get be wrong, I love going to see my Auntie Janice, but leaving the beach part is just too hard. I really wasn't ready to leave yet.
I heard faint mumbling sound (mum: I I bet you were the only one at the beach who didn't hear me CALLING!!), but I couldn't seem to locate the source. Really, I tried, but the sound of the waves bashing against the beach was just way too loud for me to locate the source of that mumbling sound...

(mum: PERFECT example of selective hearing)


BUT THEN... mum got all kissy with STINKY, and I just couldn't stand it.


To make it worse, she was heading towards SunshadeMOBILE with STINKY. MY SunshadeMOBILE!!!!!


Can you see, my mum never plays fair. Off we went to the vet.


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Fortunately, I didn't have to lose any blood today. I got my acupuncture treatment which made me feel soooo good, but we didn't have time for blood work.



I weighed: 60.8 lbs (YIPPEE! Down a couple pounds, I can beg more now!!!)

STINKY got his check up, and supposedly, he is healthy. I can't believe it.

How come he STINKS then??? That can't be healthy when you smell like...like..er.. STINKY all the time!


After our appointment, mum went to get a lunch box, she ate a little bit. Yes, I begged, and I drooled (rate: 1 droplet/1.5 secs). Since we were in the area of STINKY's scavenger hunt stores, mum stopped by
In the Raw and Fetch to collect his tokens and had his pictures taken to bring in as proofs.

I was NOT happy. I mean, Fetch fine, since it's all assessory, but she left me in the car when she took STINKY to In the Raw!! In the Raw, it's all fooooood, lots of foooood, different kinds of foooooood, did I mention? FOOOOOOOD!!! Do you know how many treats I was denied by having to stay in the car?
So I thought I better teach that woman a lesson - about leaving the alpha in the car while taking the omega into such a store.

HA!!

No lunch for
somebody!! I gotta admit, it wasn't an easy task getting to the lunch box. The EVIL mum hid it under neath the driver's seat. I had to basically snap my back so I could bend just enough between the steering wheel and the seat to get to the lunch box under the seat. Once I got hold of the bag, it was easy. I just pulled and pulled until the entire bag + lunch box was exposed from beneath the seat, then I brought it over to my back seat and enjoyed a lovely meal.

(mum: she must've been in a VERY awkward postition while she was trying to get the box. I can just imagine passerbys or cars driving by and seeing a big butt sticking up in the air from my driver's seat window LOL.)

On a brighter note, mum did buy me LOTS of bone bones tho from In the Raw, so that on top of the lunch box made the wait kind of worth it.... kind of.

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Anyway, I guess my EVIL mum still had some conscience because after STINKY finished his howework, mum took ME (no STINK bomb) to the river to play.


I hadn't been back to this part of the river since the summer. The water was waaaaay colder than I had remembered. So I only got my feet wet.


I did chase some rockies. This is my very serious "rock-waiting" face.


I saw a dog in MY river....


If it's not STINKY it's somebody else messing up MY river. HMMMMPH! I wasn't happy, so I went and smoked a cigar.


Yes, I felt a little better after that.
My feet got cold really fast, so we walked up and to the parking lot where I *always* chase/play with pine cones before heading home. Mum threw a couple of pine cones for me, and then she wanted to leave.

I said NOOOOO! So I hid in the ivys,


I was planning on just hiding there so mum couldn't see me, and I wouldn't have to leave. However, that EVIL mum asked me something...


So yes.. my head popped up, and I gave out my hiding whereabouts. I swear, it's my natural reflex to certain words...


I don't think it was right for my EVIL mum to take advantage of my vulnerability towards certain words. She should have played fair.


So when she tried to get me to leave again, I let him know exactly what I was thinking.


She really couldn't blame me since she was the one who cheated. I even got a witness who witness the whole thing. He'll come to my defense I'm sure.

21 comments:

Huskee Boy said...

Hi Sunshade,
Awww... I think it is really sweet that Jaffa is always tagging along behind you like a little shadow.
By the way, those were great photos.. looked like you had a real fun time with your mum and umm.. Jaffa too.

umekotyan said...

Good evening.
The photograph along the coast is very lovely with the stinkpot.
Sands are Mecca of a sexy pose.

From loved ume tyan

Oscar Airedale said...

Phew, you certainly packed a lot into your day!

Guess you'll have to have another trip to the beach if you have to go back for your blood test. What a shame!

Good work on eating mum's lunch...

Licks
Oscar x

Oscar Airedale said...

Oh, & I meant to say, I came to live with mum & dad on September 1st, so I was 14 & a bit weeks old.

Licks
Oscar x

Simba said...

The beach and the river all in one day. I'm soooo jealous. Send Stinky here and I'll take his place, no-one will ever notice. Its ok Mummy has air freshner.

Simba xx

Charlie Kelley-Church said...

My mom asked me to ask you if you have smelly farts or if you don't, is it because you eat RAW? Mom is trying to find a way I don't send out those silent but deadlies. I woke dad up from a sound sleep the other night by my farts. He said he could even smell my farts thru Vicks up his nose.

C-K-C

Maggie said...

What an awesome day you had!!! I love the part about people asking if Jaffa was your son! hahahahaha
Are you over it yet??!!

Love ya lots,
Maggie

Charlie Kelley-Church said...

Jaffa really loves you and wants so badly to be just like you! He could do worse than being like his big sister. One day he will be gone and you will miss him.

C-K-C

Lola and Her *Mom* said...

What an adventure you had Sunshade. Lola is really jealous you got to have so much fun!

wally said...

wow--you get to do a lot of beachin'. nice. well done with the lunchbox. i'm big on snatching snacks myself. we could be partners in crime.

wally.

Anonymous said...

Sunshade, you are such a lucky girl. I hope your (not) evil mum dosesn't have to stay up all night working to make up for the day at the beach.
xoxox,
Ellen

Super Boy & Baby-Licious said...

Wow..what a great day full of fun you had there!

Baby: Thanks Sunshade on those tips on ' how to make your man drool'. I am printing the steps out so that i can practice on it.

Love
Boy n Baby

Scrappy said...

Fabulous pictures of your day at the beach...

Tail wags
~Scrappy

Chelsea said...

I love that picture of you lying on your side that says HI BOYS.

Very boudoir looking.

Stunning really.
If I didn't like you so much I'd be threatened ...

xoxoox
Chelsea

Charlie Kelley-Church said...

Jaffa loves you so much and tries to act just like you. You can't ask for a greater love than that!

I have a question on that RAW food thing. Does it mean you fart less? I woke my dad up in the middle of the night with a fart. He said he could smell it thru the Vicks in his nose. If going raw caused less gas, I'd be interested in trying it.

C-K-C

Toby said...

Hi Sunshade,

Wow, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think the little stinker totally adores you! She follows you around, copies what you do and is even starting to look like you!!

You were at In the Raw and Fetch?? You should have called!! I love going to to those places too...

Glad to hear you didn't have to give blood today. I totally know how you feel. In the last few months, I've had 3 blood tests. How much blood can a woof possibly give??

Hey, if you really don't want stinky, he can come live with me!!

Tobes

macgoogle said...

*whistles... well, gets Dad to whistle for him* You are soooo attractive on that beach! Well, you certainly can teach all the young ladies out there how to strut their stuff!

Love and Licks,
Texas (and his humans).

Zach said...

What a day! The beach, the river, an awesome stolen lunch .. and NO blood taken! Doesn't get much better than that! Can I switch places with Stinky? I promise not to follow you everywhere.

Amanda Lee Jia Hui said...

yeah...valentine's coming up...

u would definately get a number of cards from ur admirer n bunches of roses....

happy valentine...

Joe Stains said...

so what was in the lunchbox?? I cant believe she left you in the car, I would have ate the lunch then left a nice stinky present for her!

Chiyo said...

there is always something new i can learn from you :p those sexy poses are sure going to come in useful, although i really musn't let HM find out that i know them hehehe... that river's beautiful. do you prefer the river or the beach? :) is it ok for your joints to be in such cold water?

love..
chiyo

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