Saturday, December 04, 2010

4 yr old, unspayed, female looking for home

Hi Everyone,

I am looking for a home for a 4 year old female. She is not spayed yet, you can do the spaying after adoption if you want. I would not let her have pups as they would turn out to be nightmares.

Before you send in your applications, I would just like to prepare you for what you'd be dealing with. I want to be upfront with the potential homes so there will be no surprises. Adoption will be FINAL.

(You will need to have sound on to get the whole picture.)

(mum: I'm not "4" years old yet!!!!)


Dexter said...

Wow, some real behavioral issues there. No wonder you are trying to rehome her. I'll take a pass. Unless you throw in a crate of course.


P.S. Love the sound of your chomping jaws of doom.

Duke said...

Awwwwwwwwwwwww - no way do you mean it, Sunshade! You would miss your mum too much if she wasn't at your beck and call all the time! We happen to think she's pretty special!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Princess Patches said...

We have one of those, too, but ours has been spayed! You do very good Aire-snaps, Sunshade!

Penny & Patches

Gus said...

You know you don't mean it!

NelsonandBoober said...

We'll adopt her!!!! Then we could have 2 of the best mums ever...

houndstooth said...

Too stinkin' cute!

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Sunshade, we`ll take her. We`ll give her her own room, washroom (has its own shower and tub), keys and we`ll feed her and there`s lots of wine too (no plonk). Of course that would mean that she`d have to walk all four of us and drive us around too. Kind of like 4 kids = 1 SuperDale. You can bring D-guy and visit anytime. Yippee...Evil-mum`s coming over.

MTWaggin said...

OMG I laughed! Thank you for that! Considering everything this girl has been through in the recent past this is a hoot! I have a poodle that could take lessons - want him? HAHA! I wouldn't give him up anymore than you would Sunshade!

ellen said...

Oh, the Snapping Jaws of Death made me laugh out loud.
Your (not) Evil Mum is welcome in my home anytime.

Noah the Airedale said...

Are you coming to Australia to live with us Sunshade. We'll adopt you hehe.

Noah Willow Tess Lucy xx

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

We think your counting in dog years confused some of the potential bidders, although we appreciate it would be hard for you to count in anything but dog years, being a dog yourself. We all have those days, Miss Sunshade, but on the whole it's better to stick with the mum you've gotten mostly trained to meet your every need and most of your desires, instead of starting all over with a new mum. On the bright side, she's trying to "relate" to you: isn't that cute?

Jed & Abby