Mum took us to Lighthouse Marine Park today, and she put these gigantic bow ties on us,
As it turned out, today marked the SEVENTH year of my life being stinkified. Yes, STINKY was born 7 years ago today.
Mum made chicken pot pies for our celebration. Here we were waiting patiently for her to put all the candles in,
You done yet mum??? I'm very proud of myself, I didn't yell, I was very patient.
Mum thought it was a great idea to have us sit on the picnic bench. Well, my MUSCLE BUTT was too muscular, so I could only fit sitting side ways.....
Look at STINKY, stealing my spot light!!! (mum: rightfully so, it was his birthday!!!)
He also blocked my view too,
The candles came out, but of course, we had to pose some more before we could eat.....
I'm not sure when STINKY started going to church, but he started praying before eating,
Finally!! We were given the OK to eat!
I checked STINKY's pot pie first just to make sure his wasn't better than mine,
And it wasn't. So I happily went back to my own pot pie,
Look at him eating off the ground instead of from the plate,
I'm an educated, sophisticated girl. I eat off plates,
I kept an eye on his progress while eating mine,
He looked totally starved,
He inhaled his pot pie while I was still enjoying mine. Turnabout is fair play,
When I finished my delicious pot pie, I searched for more with my SuperNOSE,
I asked mum if dessert was coming up,
Mum said no more foodables. I didn't like what I heard,
Mum then gave STINKY his birthday pressies (while I was being totally ignored),
Then mum started taking pictures of STINKY,
I said hey hey hey, what about me mum????
She even took some batman photos of STINKY,
I said hey hey hey, look at me mum, I can do batman too!!
She continued to take even more pictures of STINKY,
I said ENOUGH already!!!
But nope, she continued to take more photos of him......
It sure is SuperBORING when the world isn't all about ME you know?
Read my lips, SuperB-O-R-I-N-G!!