You've GOT to be $%&#*& KIDDING me RIGHT???
Why am I ON-LEASH,
Inside MY OWN HOME!!!!!
(if you don't know what that means, refer to my face)
Here's how the count down went....
$#%&@*% NEW YEAR!
Seriously, WHAT THE $%&# is THIS????
This was NOT the New Years Eve surprise I was hoping for when mum disappeared with STINKY for two days.
NO! NOT AT ALLLLLL!!!
Three letters keep popping up in my head:
WT$, WT%, WT#, WT&!!!!!
And you know WHAT?
I'm NOT the ONLY one not appreciating this surprise. Even STINKY didn't want to have ANYTHING to do with the THING!!! (mum: I told Jaffa to "stay" to get a picture, he kept trying to get away.)
That's MY $#%&*#@ food!!!!
Why is The THING eating MY $#%&*#@ food???
How dare it ate MY food!! Now give me that elk tendon, I need to eat to release stress!!
If you are just as @%#$&*% confused and p$ssed as I am, please go visit STINKY's bloggie. He for once is innocent, I can tell he does NOT appreciate this either!!
I went through this 5 years ago, I'm NOT going through this AGAIN!!!