Thursday, December 24, 2009

With Christmas........

With all the X-mas cheers,

and X-mas smiles,

Comes craziness.....

and PUBLIC humiliation!

With all the X-mas gatherings....

with the (annoying) loved ones,

Comes embarrassment....... (yes, I was horrendously embarrassed, can you tell? unlike the STINKY-reindeer)

With all the X-mas shredding,

and blur-ness,

Comes GORGEOUS-NESS (of course!), guessed it, even more MAJOR public humiliation.......

Let me describe to you the scene. So not only did my EVIL-mum decided to dress me, STINKY as well as our DaleMOBILE up, she also had the great idea to drive us to the University of British Columbia campus and parked the ReindeerMOBILE in the middle of the road. She proceeded to making STINKY "staaaaaaaay" beside the ReindeerMOBILE while she got me into my "staaaaaaaaaaaaay" position. Of course by the time she got me to my "staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" position, STINKY was running up and down the campus road with the reindeer antlers in his mouth, throwing it up into the air from time to time. So after repeating "staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" for the gazillionth time with me, she called STINKY and once again put him in his "staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay" position. Me being the perfect me STAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYED.

Now when this was all done, a crowd had built up in front of us. Cars parked to watch live humiliation performance. People awwwwwww-ed and wowwww-ed and giggled. Some even got out of their car and started capturing photos of the live humiliation from left, right, and all angles while my EVIL-mum chanted "staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay".

With all the X-mas activities,

and festivities,

comes...... need I say more? (there were people taking pictures from the left, and right, can you tell?)

With all the (unwanted) X-mas kisses,

Comes lots of (suffering) caroling,

as well as ..... yes, that....

Lastly, with all the X-mas stick picking,

and stick eating,

Comes an unforgettable ......


I hope all of you hoomans and doGs have had a X-mas as memorable as mine.....



Duke said...

OMG, your Dalemobile looks so cute, Sunshade!
Stinky actually looks like he's enjoying being a reindeer! Is he feeling okay? We love his Christmas kiss to you!
We hope you had the most wonderful Christmas!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

The Airechicks said...

OMdale - We can see why everyone stopped....AireCanada needs to sigh you up!!!

What cuteness - Even when Stinky kesses you!!!


The Oceanside Animals said...

hello sunshade its dennis the vizsla dog hay yore dalemobile is verry kyoot!!! not as kyoot as yoo but then wot is??? i am not serprized evrywun stopd to observ!!! ok bye

Dexter said...

Miss Sunshade! Of course the people stopped to see your beautiful self and muscle butt. I am surprised that it was not on the news. I have heard that staaaaaaay word before too. It is a very long word that often precedes NONONO!

You look magnificent and Stinky looks pretty darn cute himself.


Lorenza said...

Hi, Sunshade!
Do you have a picture of your mom's outfit that day?? I wonder if she was wearing something "festive" too!
Sounds like everyone there had a great time looking at you two!
Kisses and hugs

Noah the Airedale said...

We wish we were there to see that magnificent sight. You do look very cute Sunshade, even Stinky looks pretty good.
We've suffered many embarressing moments in the past. At least our photo this year was in the privacy of our home lol.

Noah xx

Inky and Molly said...

You poor things. We know all to well about public humiliation and have been taken advantage of much like you this year, all "in the spirit of Christmas". Pinkie would like to say though that you two look too cute and absolutely loves your little photo shoot. At least you got to chew sticks is all we can say.
Have a great new year!!
Love, Inky & Molly

Faya said...

Is your Evil-Mom going to take pictures for New Year Eve ? ? ?
Escaaaaaape !!!!
Kisses, Faya

Princess Patches said...

You both look VERY cute! We hope you had a very Merry Christmas! Happy New Y-aire to all of you!...and Stella too!

Poppy, Penny & Patches

Pee-ess: We never did get past the gate in front of the Christmas tree, but Poppy slept in front of it ALL night!

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said... two HAD to have stopped traffic...we have never seen two cuter little reindeer and one hooge vehicular reindeer...

You two are the most 'dorable dales ever!!!

We know ALL ABOUT public hoomiliation...but two looked the absolute cutest ever!!!!

We hope you had a fabbers Christmas and kissies for the New Year!!!!

Lotsa love,
Scruffy, Lacie and Babystan!!!

Asta said...

Miss Sunshade and Jaffaman

Thank you fow those Chwissmuss laughs..I'm NOT laughing at you, but wif you..we all get the Chwissmuss hoomiliation, but you cawwy it off wif gwace and booty
I hope you have a most wondewful NewYeaw full of love and good health
smoochie kisses