When mum came home from work today, I rushed out the back door, and then to the yard gate waiting to go OUT. Mum thought I needed to go to the bathroom since I don't do my businesses in MY yard. I like my yard clean!
(mum: She takes "housetraining" to a whole new level. She would hold her bladder/bowel until we go out for a walk and not go in her yard unless it's an absolute emergency. So yes, she can spend 12+ hours in the yard without going to the bathroom!)
Anyway, so mum took me out thinking I was just going do my business on the grass by the sidewalk just outside of the house. Obviously, she's no mind reader!!
I didn't need to go to the bathroom, I needed to go shopping.
I walked from our house to the main shopping street, SuperNAKED!! No collar, no harness, no leash. (mum: I expected her to just pee and come home, so I didn't have anything on her.)
Reaching my destination, making sure mum was following.
Waiting for the butler to open the door for me.
Once inside, I shopped.
Want these okay mum?
Actually, just let me taste test it first,
Nevermind, I think I want a chewy instead,
Oh what's over there?
The ones in the basket look bigger,
OK, I changed my mind. I want the bigger one,
Now, you want to know something SuperEMBARRASSING? Mum didn't have her wallet with her, but I SuperMUST leave with my chewy and carry it home you know? (see pictures below, taken from another day)
All mum had today was her phone that was already in her pocket before we left home. (mum: I didn't bring anything because I thought she was just going to go out to pee and then come home! She hadn't been wanting to walk much at all during the day these days because of the heat.)
Now, let see how well you know my mum :-)
So what do you think mum did???
I carried my chewy home, but there were no pictures of me carrying it.