Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Collateral

When mum came home from work today, I rushed out the back door, and then to the yard gate waiting to go OUT. Mum thought I needed to go to the bathroom since I don't do my businesses in MY yard. I like my yard clean! 

(mum: She takes "housetraining" to a whole new level. She would hold her bladder/bowel until we go out for a walk and not go in her yard unless it's an absolute emergency. So yes, she can spend 12+ hours in the yard without going to the bathroom!)

Anyway, so mum took me out thinking I was just going do my business on the grass by the sidewalk just outside of the house. Obviously, she's no mind reader!!


I didn't need to go to the bathroom, I needed to go shopping. 



I walked from our house to the main shopping street, SuperNAKED!! No collar, no harness, no leash. (mum: I expected her to just pee and come home, so I didn't have anything on her.)



Reaching my destination, making sure mum was following. 



Waiting for the butler to open the door for me. 



Once inside, I shopped. 


Want these okay mum? 


 Actually, just let me taste test it first, 




Nevermind, I think I want a chewy instead, 




Oh what's over there? 



The ones in the basket look bigger,  



OK, I changed my mind. I want the bigger one, 





Now, you want to know something SuperEMBARRASSING? Mum didn't have her wallet with her, but I SuperMUST leave with my chewy and carry it home you know? (see pictures below, taken from another day)





All mum had today was her phone that was already in her pocket before we left home. (mum: I didn't bring anything because I thought she was just going to go out to pee and then come home! She hadn't been wanting to walk much at all during the day these days because of the heat.)

Now, let see how well you know my mum :-)

So what do you think mum did??? 

Hint #1:


Hint #2: 

I carried my chewy home, but there were no pictures of me carrying it. 

7 comments:

Mitch and Molly said...

She gave the treat store lady her cell phone for collateral and then rushed home to get money, returned to the store and you got treat #2! You are so worth it, Sunshade!

Love ya lots♥
Mitch and Molly

Amber DaWeenie said...

Hmmmm....you had to go home by yourself and get your Mom's wallet, while she was being held for ransom at the shop!

:)

DeeP said...

Did the phone get left as collateral until you could go back and pay for it?

l said...

you are so SUPERadorable the clerk said--this one is on us. no pay for the SUPERdale.

Fiona, as typed by Dr. Liz said...

We think it's the very least your Mom could do - put her phone in hock so you could have your bully stick! That's a complete no-brainer! But two paws up on how well you have your Mom trained! ;-)

*kissey face*
-Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

Anonymous said...

BOL! Sunshade, we love you more and more each day!!!

atriumbib said...

Sunshade, did mom pay with her phone? My mum pays parking tickets and bustickets and... with her phone. :-) Hugs from Belgian Kita

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