Helen asked mum to bring me over for some Reiki treatment today,
But guess what I had to put up with when I got there???
IT was sitting on MY mum!!! How dare IT!
I couldn't relax because I had to keep my eye on IT.....
I asked Helen very nicely if she could take IT back and get a refund, (stop sitting on MY mum!!!)
(mum: Ohh Sunshade, can't you just see Saphie as one of your piggies??)
You must be KIDDING me right?? Please don't insult MY piggies by comparing to IT!
Helen said she couldn't refund IT ..... because IT's a good stinky (that's an oxymoron).... (mum: Saphie was waiting for her dinner. She "Sits" very nicely whenever she wants something!)
Helen said she's a smart stinky too, (obviously, she didn't meet me when I was a SuperPUP.),
(mum: this is a 9 week old pup, doing "Sit" and "Shake paw", "other paw" on command. Helen is new at training dogs, but is doing well and Saphie seems to be responding well. We are working on not repeating the same command over and over.)
Mum's friend Issy and her mom Lina were there too. They all went to see IT!! (And they're MY fans!!!) Lina did some Reiki on me as well, she has been doing it for 4+ years. But look what's in front of my face!