Friday, October 29, 2010

What does THIS mean???

Look at the bags of Nature's Variety Instinct Raw Food, those aren't my normal raw food. They are "lazy raw food" as mum likes to call it because it has meat and veggies all mixed in together as well as other healthy additional items. Usually mum makes my raw veggies and we buy the raw meat separately and then she mixes them all together at meal time.

Beside these bags of lazy raw food, there's a bag with labels on them.

WHY does she need to label my foodies???

These are my canned squash and sweet potatoes to keep my bowel movement extra smooth as my poopies tend to get extra hard on those lazy raw foodies,

These are my supplements being bagged. Why are my supplements being bagged??? Can you count how many bags there are?? I get one bag per meal, and I eat two meals a day.

The long sheets are "Sunshade Feeding & Care Instruction Manuals". Why does mum need to write an instruction manual? She knows how to take care of me.

The bags are closed with zip ties and put into either AM or PM containers as my AM/PM supplements differ a bit.

My pills are being put into a special box, and each bottle has a label that says its either AM pill or PM pill or both. Why do the bottles need to be labeled?

My fish oil pills, probiotics and Denamarin (for liver health) are stored in a special container in the fridge. They're all labelled too. Mum also stocked up on yogurt, and labeled my dehydrated liver treat bag.

Last but certainly not the least, a VERY important label!!!

OK, so why is EVERYTHING labelled???

If you counted those supplement bags, there are 40 all together, which works out to 20 days supply.

Have you guessed it??

Yes.... mum is ABANDONING me... for 18 DAYS... to places where she and the D-Guy can do things like this,

They are under water and there's aire in those helmets!!

They get to touch funny sea monsters,

While the poor poor me gets abandoned...........


Lacy said...

woofs, omd, they r leaving furever...thats a lot of sleeps...does Stinky get to stay home wiff u..that way u wont b lonely..

b safe,

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Sunshade, your mum might be on vacation but you're never very far from her thoughts. There's only a few more sleeps and then she'll be back.

the many Bs said...

hi missy Sunshade. it sounds like your mum and D-guy are going on vacation and it's someplace where even special dogs can't go. we know that your mum is having someone take very good care you. that's why she is taking so much care to write detailed instructions and label everything. you will miss your mum, but she will be back before you know it. just look sad and you can get extra treats that way.


George The Lad said...

Oh Sunshade, mom loves you so much to look after you that well, when shes not there. I'm sure she is missing you.
Just sometimes its good to have a break to recharge you batteries.
They look to be having a great time, looks like they are walking on the moon.
See Yea George xxx

Duke said...

Twenty days is a long time and where the heck are all of stinky's instructions, Sunshade? Does he get to go and you got left home alone *gasp*
We hope your mom and D-guy have an awesome time!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

Dexter said...

Miss Sunshade! This is horrible! They are abandoning you so that they can wear silly outfits and walk under the water? I hope that you give them the cold shoulder when they get back.


P.S. I eat that lazy raw food. Hey! Better than nothing.

NelsonandBoober said...

18 days!!!!! 18 days without your mum??? How can she do that to you? Last time our mum left for that long we thought she was never coming back...but she did :) and she brought us treats :) Our mum said sometimes mum's just need a little vacation to refresh, have fun and see new stuff. I'm sure that your mum would love to take you but it's too far for dogs to travel. I'm sure you'll have fun with whoever is taking care of you. If you need anything while your mum is away you can email us anytime as Booberdog and I will be here to help you get through those 18 days without your mum. (ps) our mum said to tell your mum and D guy to have a great time.

Nelly said...

Eighteen days is not so long Sunshade, and it looks like you won't starve!!!!!
Your Mum and D-guy do look FUNNY with those things on their heads ...

The Thuglets said...

We are sooooo pleased to hear from you!


Well we know you will be very well looked after even if abandoned are just so precious to your mum!

We hope she has a brillo paws trippe and you have some great stories to tell Miss Sunshade.

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx

brooke said...

poor Sunshade!
but how cool is that for your mum and d-guy?!

Charlie said...

Sunshade, get in your Shademobile and get on the big road going south. When you get to Portland, turn left. We'll have a fun vacation, too!
- Charlie

Lorenza said...

OMD! 18 days?? That sounds a lot to me!
But... sure your mom has everything prepared for you!
I wish them a happy trip and you... have fun too!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Jed and Abby in MerryLand said...

While we can hardly believe your mom is going to abandon you, the guilt when she returns should be good for some really nommy treats & serious cuddles. Trust us, you can milk this for weeks. And you wouldn't have wanted to go and have to wear one of those stupid helmets on your head and walk under water, would you?

Jed & Abby

Princess Patches said...

Sunshade, those days will fly by! We hope your mom and D-guy have a great time! We know you will be well cared-for while they are gone!

Penny & Patches

Asta said...


That's a lot of foodables and supplements and instwuctions, but of couwse you desewve evewy bit of that cawe and attention especially since you'we being abandoned
hope you don't get too lonely and youw muscle butt gets loads of scwitchies
smoochie kisses

Toby said...

Sunshade, don't worry too much. Your mom will be back really soon and she will feel super guilty which means you will get extra treats!

Your Mom and D-Guy look like they're having so much fun!!!


TwoSpecialWires said...

Oh no. We saw it coming, and it made us start pacing and panting straight away. The good news, we guess, is your moma is making sure everything is perfectly well prepared for whoever it is that she's trusting you with. And we KNOW that's gonna be a good person ... 'cause we KNOW how much she loves you. Just make sure she understands to bring you back lots of treats. (And setting up a webcam might not be such a bad idea either. Then you can keep track of HER. Well. Except maybe for when she's underwater.)

It'll be okay. We're sure.
Jake and Fergi

Pepsi Bum said...

Hey Sunshade!
I'm sure your mom's gonna bring back a ton of yummylicious treats for you and Stinky!

Been following your blog for awhile now, and I must say I love your muscle BUTT!

I just got started on my own blog too! Have a sniff will ya!

Lots of Licks,

TwoSpecialWires said...

Sunshade. You may already be abandoned, but we want to send this to you anyway .... OK?

OK. We're gonna admit. Straightaway. No bones about it. We're taking the easy peasy way out. We want to get around to EVERYONE on our blog roll to remind you about the Second Annual Worldwide Moment coming up on Sunday 14 Nov 10. Were you there last year? Do you remember? Or are you new to it this year? Wondering what that Countdown Clock is on blogs that you visit? Whatever. We want you and everyone you know to have a chance to participate in the Silent Minute, the Candle Lighting and the Shout Out! Come visit. We've got a new banner for you, HTML for an (accurate, now that the word UNTIL is in red) Countdown Clock and a link to figure out what time 11:00 PM GMT is in your neck of the woods.

So. You're getting this 'cause we've been friends in the blogging world and we want you to know.

Please forgive the "stock" comment, but we told Moma we've never done this before and we'll not do it again (at least until next year.)

Loads of wirey love and lots of encouragment to join in (and to pass the word)
Jake and Fergi (and OurMoma and OurCollegeGirl)

Scruffy, Lacie and Stanley's Place said...

Oh geez, Miss Sunshade!! Are they almost back yet???

We miss you, my dear...

All those bags...supplements...treats...

Where's Stinky? Is he with ya ....or is he snorkeling with your mom????


Lacie Cakes

Huskee and Hershey said...

WTF!!! 18 days is like eternity!!!

Hmmm but look at how happy your mom and D-Guy are... ok ok, as 'kids', I think we need to cut our moms some slack and let them take a break now and then. Who knows she'll feel guilty and bring back some nice and BIG pressies!

Miss ya (and your muscle butt).

Dexter said...

Miss Sunshade! Maggie and Mitch said that you are having surgery. My paws are crossed for you. Hang in there beautiful dale princess.


The Army of Four said...

We read on Mitch and Maggie's blog that you're having surgery. Please know that you are in our prayers!!