This was a conversation between mum and D-Guy this morning. I overheard it while I was sleep-ing in-ing on the master bedroom bed.
D-Guy: I had the coolest dream, I was fighting!
mum: In what?
D-Guy: In a WARRRR!
There were these bad guys that came to the village we lived in.
You told me to walk Sunshade to safety while you stayed and fought.
You had put this weird white towel looking, armour thing on her that's supposed to be invincible.
While we were walking up this hill, I saw that the bad guys had come in already.
mum: was Sunshade ok?
D-Guy: yea yea, but I was thinking I needed to get her to safety quickly so I could go back and help you fight.
mum: that's good she was fine.
D-Guy: So we walked through this dried up river, and there were a bunch of dead whales lying around.
They must have been there for quite some time because their meat were falling off the bones and dissolving.
It was very gross to walk through.
mum: did Sunshade eat the rotten whale meat?
D-Guy: oh and it really hurt when you accidentally walk on the bones that were sticking out.
D-Guy: Anyway, at the end of the river, there was a train.
A bad guy......
A good guy (yea that's right - he mumbled), got off the train.
He had this special power where he could do mind control,
And he made everyone think that the bad guys were coming when they weren't actually.
mum: So he's a "bad" guy.
D-Guy: yea, but he doesn't know he's bad, so he thinks he's good.
mum: I see......
D-Guy: And that's the end of it, you woke me up after that.
mum: where was Jaffa?
D-Guy: hmmm.... I don't recall seeing him.
He was probably with you, fighting the bad guys.
(mum: This is what happens when you love the TV series, The Mentalist. And you decided your girlfriend MUST watch Star Wars because it's a must see for all human being. So you made her watch it before bed, but you fall asleep watching it before she did and she had to hit pause and close the lap top for you.)