Friday, September 24, 2010

Labour Day Weekend Day 3 - BOOOOORING....

Our ancestors - Canis lupus feed their young by regurgitating partially digested hunt back up.

Their young get to eat the regurgitated din din,

Today, I thought a light bulb had finally gone on in mum's head. After almost 11 years she had finally decided to regurgitate for me, her dogter. The feeding time she chose was a little odd, it started in the middle of the night and continued the entire next day (Monday).

I waited patiently by the toilet all night and day, fully expecting this scenario (except I'd be eating out of the toilet),

I hate to say this, but unfortunately, Evil-mum has still yet to master the feeding techniques of the Canis lupus.

Yes, she pressed the flush button on the toilet everytime she regurgitated. Me and STINKY went hungry all night and day. I fear we would not survive if we were in the wild mum.

Mum was either in the washroom or in the bedroom the entire Monday.

Thinking back to our torture session the day before, I put the PLAGUE mask on her.

I tried to put the Pacman helmet on her, but she was not a very well behaved hooman. She snapped and took it off and shook her head and threw the Pacman helmet on the ground.

D-Guy took care of me and STINKY. Even though it was raining all day, he still took us out to the trail behind our hotel a few times, and then he fed us, the usual, non-regurgitative way.

(mum: I had a bout of food poisoning that had me throwing up started at around 3 am Monday and continued throughout the entire day. Needless to say, it was not how I had pictured my vacation to be!)


Molly the Airedale said...

Your poor mum! This is definitely not a fun way to spend a vacation! We hope it passed quickly!

Love ya lots
Maggie and Mitch

NelsonandBoober said...

How awful for your mum Sunshade...and you guys too!! Good thing D-Guy was there to feed you guys and take you to the trail. We can see you trying to put that Pacman helmet on your mum now :)

brooke said...

Aw man! That sucks! Your poor mom!

My Dog Sam - Ruptured Disk said...

Hi Sunshade, ha, ha, ha - mum would have looked pretty funny with the Pacman helmet on, especially when combined with the plague mask as well. D-guy should have helped you to draw a cat nose and mouth on mum's plague mask while she rested :)
Sorry to hear that you got food poisoning though.

ellen said...

Oh, Elaine. By now you're feeling better. At least you didn't have to wear a Pacman helmet.

Lorenza said...

Sure that was not funny for your mom!
Take care
Kisses and hugs

Toby said...

Oh no, that's no fun at all. I'm sending good vibes to your Mom so she gets better real soon!!!


The Thuglets said...

Oh poor was horrid she was ill on her vacation!

we hope now she is all better!

Big Nose Pokes
The Thugletsx