Tuesday, November 13, 2007

LEFT OOOOOOOUT!

Okay... so I know today is STINKY and STINKY #2's B-Day. I get that. What I don't get is, how could I have been LEFT OUT when I was the one who went with mum to pick up the cakes!!!!

Yes, I was left in my SunshadeMOBILE while the STINKIES pawtied on in MY yard. Not only did they eat the super yummy cakes in MY yard without ME, they peed and pooped in MY yard!

This was my first reaction when mum first let me in MY yard AFTER the celebration. Watch how carefully I sniffed every inch of MY yard. They think just because I wasn't there, I wouldn't know what they'd been up to??

Yes.... my nose has NOT failed me yet.. I smelled crumbs of Venison Carrot Cake, and Turkey Chedder Cake... hmmmmph!




Why do they always take over MY yard, MY house????

EVIL mum said the reason why I couldn't be with them while they were eating their cakes was because one growl or bark from me would stop both of them from eating, which meant I would end up eating all THREE cakes. Dogsonally, I don't see ANYTHING wrong with that even tho technically, my birfday is not for another 12 days!

(mum: this girl loves food a little too much....... "food whore" is an understatement LOL!)

Finally, mum brought out a little cake for me......


Now, take a look at the size of MY cake,


and compared it to the sizes of their cakes!!!


Does that seem fair to you??? I'm older, bigger, and yet I get the tiniest cake???

But, I sucked it up. It's better than nothing I guess... I even put a smile on...


Even tho it was small, I can't deny the fact that it was GOOOOOOOOD!


Since the STINKIES celebrated without ME - their perfect Aunt, I taught them another lesson,


I hope there won't be a next time, STINKIES!


I started out by licking the icing off...slowly...


Prolonging the lesson.... while putting up my content face...


Unfortunately, I just couldn't hold back anymore.


I grabbed the entire cake and ate it MY way.


(mum: never been a delicate eater....LOL)



After the cake, I exercised with my soccer ball to burn off the excess calories from the cake.


Then I played my favouritest game in the whole wide world with the coolest hooman pup, Aaron!


Aunty Maureen was asking mum if STINKY dominates me while we're outside of the house because STINKY was biting me, running into me, land sharking me and I wasn't disciplining him. Well, the truth is, I'm still the alpha B*TCH outside. It's just when we're out, I see him as part of my pack, so I'm more tolerant of him. Plus there are so many things to see and sniff, I don't want to waste my energy on a stooopid land shark.

SOOOO.... the STINKIES had a great birfday.... and for the first time in my life, the world was NOT all about ME.....

Does that mean the world is coming to an end??

Last note:
For those of you having problems viewing the STINKY video, you need to have Quick Time player installed in your computer in order to see.

19 comments:

Peanut said...

How could you get that tiny little cake? That is so not right.

Putter said...

Sunshade! Sunsade!

A little tiny cake!!!!! WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAAAAANNNN????? That, once again, sounds like how I am now treated around here with MY BABY BOYS who do nothing BUT EAT!!!!!!!! I only get the left overs!!!!! HHHHHHMMMMMPPPPP .... Well, just wait til twelve days from now! You are gonna get the KING CAKE ... I just know it!!!!!

Sunshade! Mom and ME were finally able to send your birthday pressie without a phone number ... You should have it next week ... Let me know if you don't get it, K? There is a pressie for Jaffa in the box too:)!!!!!

Talk to you soonest!

Your Friend,

Putter ...:)

Amber-Mae said...

You're not going to like what I'm going to say after this but, Happee Barkday to the Stinkies!!! Oooops, hope you're not gruff now, hehehe! Those small cakes look gooooood...yum!

Love licks,
Solid Gold Dancer

Snowball said...

Poor Sunshade, you know, I think you should lock the 2 stinkies into the crate and make them watch you pawty when its your birthday.

Luv,
Snowball

Mojo said...

It may be a little tiny cake... but that is such a happy face! Didn't take long to vacuum that one down, did it?

xxx
Mojo

Harry said...

Oh Sunshade, at least you got a cake I suppose! I just know mum will make your birthday very special.

As for Stinky's stealing your thunder,I can truely empathise...

Toodle pip,
Harry x

Asta said...

Sunshade
I bet you get a hoooge cake on youw Birfday, this was just a pweview..it suwe looked yummy and you did a gweat job ,yet a gain , of teaching the stinkies a lesson
smoochie kisses
Asta

Maggie & Mitch said...

We thought your cake was just beautiful, Sunshade and it's PINK!!! Wait another 12 days and you'll get another one, I betcha! We were drooling watching you eat it!

Love ya lots,
Maggie and Mitch

Joe Stains said...

It will always be all about you in my eyes! I am glad you got some cake at least, it wasnt a total bust!

Stanley said...

Sunshade Sweet Thing!

You're birfday cake on YOUR birfday will be the biggest, or I'm going to have a talk with your mama!

What in the world would the Stinkies do without you to mentor them. *I* was even taking notes on your cake-eating lesson.

Please come by & see my own stinky (also named Stella). She's a Lakeland Terror and probably won't get any bigger than 14 lbs. Yet, she thinks she rules the world. (Maybe YOU should be her mentor... sounds a little familiar, if you know what I mean).

Goofy said...

Poor little thingy... this is so unfair....

Noah the Airedale said...

Blimey, it was my birthday on Thursday and I didn't even get a cake, so don't feel too bad Sunshade. Hope you enjoyed it. What does cake taste like???

Noah

Kirby said...

Hi Sunshade,

Poor you, stuck with such a small cake. You better get a HUGE cake on your birthday! You should be so proud of how well you've helped to raise Jaffa and Stella. They have both turned out to be great dogs and they most of that to your lessons. You've taught them well! You earned your cake (even if it was quite undersized).

Your pal,
Kirby

Girasol said...

the cake looks yummy! I like your technique of eating it.

Anonymous said...

Just a huge LOL... I feel Sunshade's pain. After having my alpha female - Moxie (RIP her mischeivous soul) I recognize all the subtle, oh let say - 'put out' attitude and the reclaiming of the all important RESPECT. I am pleasantly surprised how the two precious pups still respectfully cower in her presence. Love reading & viewing a happy Airedale family. Your such a good Mom.

Kath-
Bo (A gift from the Airedale gods)
Moxie & Buster (The Airedale gods - RIP their mischeivous souls.)

Luckie Girl said...

Hey Sunshade,
I am so glad to hear from you. Hmm..your cake does seem a bit on the small size. hehe... Happy Barkday to you in advance!! :) Let the good times ROLL!

Katharine said...

I like the way u told them to WATCH YOU EAT ! lolz What a nice looking yummy cake you hv. The last time we had a cake was 3 mths ago....
Luv
Twister & Furby

Murphey said...

Small or not, it sure looked tasty!

Murph

Ume said...

Hi Ms Sunshade,
dat was a great video u did for Stinky! thanks for the educational lesson on how to eat a (albeit tiny) cake too; n i'm sure u gonna get the biggerest cake on your barkday! oh! i like yuur current fuzzy look too!

Pee.S: i'm veri sori to hear abt Georgie. hope u r feeling better...

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