Today, I ran the pre-wash cycle for our rice pot,
STINKY doesn't like rice, so it was all up to me,
Every since then, it was just RICE this RICE that!
Mum had to run some errands downtown, so she put me in the DaleMOBILE. When she looked in her rear view mirror, she called me "RICE FACE".
We walked by this Pawsh store,
And I took mum inside,
I walked around the store with mum in tow. They had some pretty neat doggie clothes, but most of them could only be used as leggings for me.
The store gurrrrl really liked me. She kept offering me TREATS!
Here I was playing dead so I could score more treats,
The store gurrrrl couldn't believe when mum said I was 10.5 years old, so she asked mum - Is RICE the secret??
Can somebuddy tell me why RIIIIIIICE?
Despite the RICE this RICE that, I continued to perform (and demand) voluntarily to the store lady until I finally emptied their treat jar. When that happened, I told mum that it wouldn't be very polite for us to leave without getting anything especially after I emptied out their treat jar.
So mum learned her manners,
I carried the load of course,
Yes, I'm gonna start BARKING MAD if you don't give it to me soon!
Beautifully dehydrated to perfection,
Yummy Ostrich Liver!!
We walked across the intersection,
To BC Place - where the opening/closing/medal ceremonies took place for the 2010 Winter Olympics.
Mum said smile RICE FACE...........
The roof at BC Place had been taken down,
A new retractable roof will be in place in 2011,
Mum realized I was very hot, so she asked me - Is RICE cooking on face??
I ignored her and found shade. 90% of the time, the things she says to me are just plain weird, so I pretend I don't hear her talking (mum: special Airedale talent!).
So can you tell me why just because I did the pre-wash cycle for our rice pot, my day became RICE this RICE that???