Mean Juice's 1st B-Day

It's Mean Juice's FIRST birfday and mum said they should have a bachelor celebration. Fine by me, not like me and my gurrrrrlie piggies need to take crap from him!!

I made sure MY piggie Sesame was OK,

I told STINKY to look after him in case Mean Juice decided to get MEAN!

But guess what happened as soon as I took my SuperEYES off of MY Sesame piggie.....

Mean Juice PULLED HIS HAIRE OUT!!!!!! Mum had to spray water at Mean Juice because STINKY was just standing in the corner, NOT doing anything to protect MY Sesame!! Sesame was making a weird teeth chattering noise after his haire got pulled out. I think he was mad too!

STINKY said he was afraid of Mean Juice too... ARGHHHH! SO frustrating! At least he let MY Sesame hide between his leggies.....

Mum brought out Mean Juice's celebration plate to distract the attack rabbit,

The celebration plate consisted of Corn Pops Cereal, lettuce, carrots, parsley, and Mean Juice's favourite banana. It's good that MY Sesame piggie is an easy going guy. You put food in front of him, he forgets about all his misfortunes.

Here is the bachelor party celebration video,

After the celebration, STINKY came out, so I got worried about MY Sesame piggie again. I went to check on him,

And OMdoG!!! Why was MY Sesame IN Mean Juice's TOILET?!?!? He could't get out!!!!!

I told mum to let me in to save Sesame since no one was trying to help him out of the TOILET!

Guess what happened after this picture was taken? Mean Juice charged at me and tried to pluck MY SuperHAIRE out too. I TOLD him many times before that I don't have a wiry coat like STINKY and Sesame, I have a sheepcoat, which means stripping me would hurt A LOT!!!!!

Happy First Birfday you stooooooooopid rabbit....

Recovery Day

Well I woke up this morning, watched STINKY leave with his bike-runner (mum: dog walker that bikes dogs :-)), and I told mum I needed a walk tooooo despite my surgery wound!! Mum said no beach, but leash walk ok.

Look at what I saw!!


Hey mum, I'm pretty sure Mr. Tuxedo is waiting for me to go play with him, that's why his back is UP!


Oh how I wish I could have a kitty too.... I like them very much as well... (mum: well, that's a different kind of "like" if you know what I mean.)


After my boring walk where I didn't get to chase, I mean, PLAY with the kitty, we came home and I started digging. Mum had to put a bandage around my incision so dirt wouldn't get into it. (mum: it's in a hard spot for t-shirts/shorts to cover.)

Then mum put everyone outside. The gurrrrl piggies were in their little rainbow pen, while Sesame piggie was in the big pen with Mean Juice,



Then I spotted something in the big pen...

Hey mum, why does Mean Juice have a fresh corn on the cob to eat???


I WANT ONE TOOOOO!!!


Even Meatball, Squeaky, and Dumpling have one too....

ps. it is VERY rude to call MY piggies fat mum!!!!!

FINALLY, mum gave me a steamed corn on the cob. STINKY was back by then, and since he doesn't have the same skills as the SuperDALE, he got a carrot instead, (mum: Jaffa will chew the entire cob up and eat it, whereas Sunshade eats it like the way we do and leaves the cob.)

So that's what I've been doing on my recovery day :-)

IT WASN'T ME!!!!!!

I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME!!!!

Ok, so this is what happened. We've had such rainy, wet, crummy weathers lately that when mum saw the sunny break we had today, she decided to let MY piggies and Mean Juice mow the lawn in the yard. MY piggies were in their 10 inch high piggie pen (they are so well behaved, they don't jump out!), while Mean Juice got to roam the yard freely. When Juice first came, mum and D-Guy filled all the holes that I had dug against the fence, and they also boarded up certain areas. They thought Juice was a big guy and that he needed more space to run than the x-pen could provide him. There was never a problem. So this afternoon, mum put everyone outside, and then she sat in the lawn chair and worked on her compoooter. She didn't see anything weird or strange because she was busy Facebooking...err.. working!! When it was getting dark, mum started gathering everyone to go inside, and guess what? Mean Juice was no where to be found!!!!!!

I SWEAR I had nothing to do with it! I mean, I might have dug a new little hole against the fence facing our neighbour's yard, but I NEVER told him to go through it!!!

Anyway, when mum saw the new hole against the fence, behind the ramp for my fort, she and D-Guy went over to our neighbour's yard (not fenced) to look for Mean Juice. They looked for at least half hour as there were quite a few hiding places. Our neighbours came out and started calling "Juice COME!". I had to break it to them that it just didn't work like that with rabbits. The the search party then moved outside onto the side walk and around the immediate blocks for another hour and a half. Still no sign of Mean Juice. Mum even brought me with her, thinking I would sniff Juice out. Unfortunately, I'm just not crazy enough about Mean Juice (who attacks ME and STINKY) to want to look for him!

Mum was getting really worried because it was all dark by then and she was worried he would get eaten by raccoons/coyotes/cats (yeah right, he would probably eat THEM instead). So they went home and made a poster for Mean Juice. I thought they were going to write:

"WATCH OUT: Killer Rabbit on the loose"

But nope, they made the poster above, and printed 30 copies. We then went out to put the posters up.

Guess what we saw half way down the block??


Another poster,


Oh darn....... better luck next time....


Yes, so D-Guy called the number, and the nice lady asked "is your rabbit REALLY big??". As it turned out this nice lady was renting a suite in one of the corner houses on our block. She said she found Mean Juice eating grass on the side walk and was worried that he would get eaten so she brought him home, put him in her bathtub, and gave him veggies. When mum and D-Guy went to pick up Juice, the nice lady asked D-Guy to go into her bathroom to get Juice because she was afraid of Mean Juice!! Juice had scratched her and then bit her and drew blood when she was putting down veggies for him to eat. She had a band-aid on her hand....

Anyways, so Mean Juice is once again, back at my house......


And he is doing very fine, here is the proof. Make sure you watch and listen to Mean Juice when STINKY approached him,

I knew better than to stick my SuperFACE in Mean Juice's face! Did you see how STINKY just ran away?????

(mum: Sunshade LOVES to dig, but she doesn't dig to escape, so the holes against the fence are never really big. However, when Juice came, we filled all the holes since he could fit through them easily. We hadn't put the small animals out for months due to the winter, so I guess Sunshade had dug a new hole and I totally missed it today......

ps. pls don't mind Jaffa's weird airedo, he's midway being stripped)

What happened to Mean Juice???

Remember, this was Mean Juice's home in front of the fireplace,


And Then There Were NONE....


And then Evil Mum showed me THIS!


Tell me you're joking please.....


This is not what I think it is..... is it??


OKAY.... yes, I don't like Mean Juice at all, but that doesn't mean I want him headless and skinless!!!


Evil Mum said we were having Juice for breakie..... Come again? see the shock on our faces?


She then cut up Juice.... told me to eat his left arm and chest and one kidney and half lobe of liver....


(mum: Sunshade and Jaffa both eat a raw diet, so rabbit meat is a normal part of the diet.)

Okay, that just totally grossed me out! Even though I don't care about Mean Juice, I still don't want him dead, nevermind EATING him!!! I can't believe Evil Mum killed him, beheaded him, cut his paws off, ripped off his fur and skin, and then tried to make me eat him!! She even seared part of him to try to fool me into eating him!!

(mum: I thought she would eat it when she smells the aroma from cooking. I only flash cooked the surface, not enough to get to the bones. Cooked bones are a big no no!)

Yes, I'll eat the raw chicken, just NOT bun bun, raw or cooked!!!


Afterall, Juice is still the same specie as my dear Georgie and I can't in my good conscience eat him. Remember I used to eat rabbit meat, but as soon as Georgie came, I stopped eating it??

Look who's eating Juice!


He finished Juice's right arm, and then he ate Juice's left arm that mum gave me.... and he wanted more Juice....


Just as I was about to have a nervous breakdown by the cruelty act done by Evil Mum AND STINKY, Evil Mum told me to follow her,


WHEW!! Mean Juice was still alive, with his head and everything!! He was just living in the garage, which was fine by me!!


(mum: most of you know about the special bond Sunshade had with our previous giant rabbit Georgie. He used to live in the garage, and Sunshade would go down to the garage to check on him, spend time with him every single day, few times a day. When we got Juice last year, I was thinking Sunshade would want to check on him like she did her Georgie. Since Sunshade was now older, I preferred her to not have to go down those slippery hardwood stairs. So I decided to put Juice in the livingroom instead. Well, you all know how much Sunshade "liked" Juice. Basically, she never checked on him, other than to tell him off when he charged at her. Recently, I figured Sunshade wouldn't care if Juice was moved to the garage where Georgie used to live.

Well, it was quite an interesting transition. The day that I moved Juice down to the garage, Sunshade and Jaffa were both hanging out in the yard, so they had no idea what was happening. When Sunshade came into the house later on that day, she knew right away something was up. She looked for Juice. Then she began whining at the staircase going down to the garage. So I led her down the stairs, figured she just needed to know where he was. Well, as soon as she walked into the garage and saw Juice in the pen, she trotted happily towards him with her tail wagging. She was sniffing him, and the tail wagged non-stop. Sunshade NEVER did this with Juice. So right away, I knew... she thought her Georgie came back..... She still associated rabbit in the garage being Georgie as that was where Georgie lived. Well, the gentle happy tail wag lasted about two minutes, all the while Juice was charging at her wherever she moved along the pen. After those two minutes, Sunshade knew he was NOT her Georgie, and the fence fighting started. Have you ever seen a rabbit fence fight a terrier?? Well Juice does it beautifully without backing down. That was the last time Sunshade went down to check on Juice lol. Still, she won't touch rabbit meat!)

Evil Mum told me she tricked me... that the bun bun she tried to give me came from this,


That was a rather sick joke mum!!!!! Juice will probably come bite you in your sleep and you will get more Juice inflicted scars!!

Merry Christmas & Happy Howlidays!!

Merry Christmas and Happy Howlidays!!

Getting the picture above was NOT an easy task......

When it was just me and MY piggies, everything was Merry,

Harmonious,

Heart-warming,

And Festive,

I kept my eyes open for the ever lurking crows... Not allowed to eat MY piggies!


Everything was still (surprisingly) fine when STINKY was added in the picture,


I did give him a slight warning to not step on MY Meatball and Sesame,


STINKY did what I asked of him, so no problem there,


I even gave him Sesame to be pictured beside him,



What happened when mean Juice was brought in the picture??

He charged at me, I growled at him, he charged at STINKY, STINKY jumped off the table, he continued to charge at me, my growls grew more intense while trying to protect MY piggies, mum frantically tried to stop Juice from charging at me while telling the perfect me to stop growling, all the while STINKY was rolling around on the muddy grass trying to get his santa coat off.

(mum: The way Sunshade is with her guinea pigs is a lot like the way she was with her last rabbit Georgie, so loving and protective. The way she is with Juice is completely different even though he's the same type of rabbit as Georgie.)

Even after STINKY was off the table, mean Juice was still trying to get his head,





STINKY finally decided to move away from Juice's jaw of death,


(mum: Sunshade's ears were held low in all these pictures because she was growling the whole time! Everytime the intensity of the growl got to the point where her ears were basically flattened, I would tell her to stop it, and they would return to the semi-low setting with the low growl.

One alpha dale + two GP's; piece of cake.
One alpha dale + one beta dale + two GP's; piece of cake.
One alpha dale + one beta dale + two GP's + one super alpha rabbit; all hell breaks loose!

I received one bite (broke the skin), and a bunch of scratches (broke the skin too) from Juice, the wonderful rabbit..... I should also mention, Derek was not home; I actually did the entire dress up/photoshoot on my own!)

This was the best we could do unfortunately.....


After mean Juice was put back, I asked mum if she was satisfied...


Have you had your fun now?????


She said almost (can you believe it???)....


She wanted a couple pictures of just me and STINKY.....


Well, I hope you all have a wonderful Christmas and that your house isn't ruled by some MEAN rabbit.....