Sunday, September 30, 2012

Breakie Breakie BREAKIE!!!!!

Ohhhhhh BREAKIE!!!



Here are a couple of old posts on the raw diet:


See you later! 
I'm gonna go pee pee now!!

Friday, September 28, 2012

Parcel Pick Up

Mum told me we were going to Point Roberts, WA to pick up a few parcels. I right away assumed the co-pilot position, 


I took my job very seriously, always checking to make sure the roads are safe. Mum stopped to get herself a McDonald meal,


 Ok mum, all roads CLEAR! You can now safely feed me eat your McNuggets now!


Once we got to Pt. Roberts, mum picked up all our parcels. My friend SuperDAVE had told me that he had asked his mum Auntie Lydia to mail some yummy treats for me. So as soon as mum came back to the car, I looked for MY SuperTREATS!!


FOUND THEM!


Just taking what is SuperMINE!


Now look at this, doesn't the label look like Dave wanted the treats for SuperME only but someone else added some other weird name on there?

Who is Jaffa?
 

Oh well, don't recognize that Jaffa name, must not exist. Guess all the treats are still SuperMINE!! (mum: Don't think so!!)


We went to the beach where I saw a baby loch ness monster. He seemed rather harmless, so I left him alone. 


Then I saw STINKY trying to show off, 



So I showed him how it's DONE!!


Then I located a SuperROCK!


I wanted it!!!


Told STINKY to help me with it, but he was no help......


So I settled on a little special rockie,


I rested with my special rockie,


The beaming sun and the ocean breezy made it a perfect place to take a SuperNAP, 


However, I had a nightmare..... 

I dreamed that a Tyrannosaurus was running towards me......




And crushed my SuperHEAD!!!


I jumped to my feet and realized it was just stoooopid STINKY storming over and stepping on my SuperHEAD!!!!

So I made a rock sign,


And went back to napping,


Unfortunately, the sign didn't work.......


So I gave up on having a peaceful nap.......


STINKY posted too, but you really don't need to read his post....

On our way home, mum called a restaurant ahead of time for din din pick up. She parked across the street from the place and told me to guard the car. 


I said NO PROBLEM! SuperDALE is on it!! (mum: I had clear view of the car from the restaurant window.)


You know what happened while mum was in the restaurant paying for the take out??? 

SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY DaleMOBILE!!!!

Look! They tried to steal MY supplements that we had just picked up from the US mail box!!! I stopped him of course, 



And then he tried to steal mum & D-Guy's passports as well as me & STINKY's health certificates!!!


So I wrestled with him hard and finally got the passport and health certificate back!!


(mum: Don't worry, no one broke into the car, no one even went near the car! There are always two sides to every story :-) I had called the restaurant ahead of time for pick up, so I was only in the restaurant for no more than 10 minutes. I parked in a spot where I had clear view of the car as I had left the windows open for them. I knew it was past dinner time and Sunshade was getting hungry, so took extra precautions. I remember the bag of treats my friend Lydia sent for the pups, and I knew Sunshade would be looking for it. So before I left the car, I made sure to put the treat bag in the glove compartment. Sure enough, as soon as I went inside the restaurant, she climbed to the front passenger seat. I knew there was no food left out, so I didn't go out to stop her. The box with bottles of supplements were on the passenger seat, she tried to take the whole box to the back as that was where the bag of treats was at before I moved it. Unfortunately, the box was too heavy and the entire box fell onto the driver's seat floor as she was moving it. She continued to stay in the passenger seat looking for stuff.  I was too far away to see exactly what she was doing. After a while, she climbed back to the back of the car (carrying the slip cover with the passports & documents hindsight!).  I believe Sunshade associated plastic with treat bags, so out of all the things in my bag, she took out the plastic slip cover to take to the back. I guess she was just starting to rip it open like she does with treat bags when she realized there was nothing yummy smelling in that bag. So she left it alone (thank doG!!). This whole time, Jaffa was just being perfect in the back, watching his Sunshade be a SuperDALE.....)

Thursday, September 27, 2012

Stoopid French Fry

Yes, these McDonald's French Fries... 


Earlier today, mum and I (okay and STINKY too) were crossing the border to go to our mail box in the US. The custom officer wanted mum to open the back windows to see the SuperDALE. So mum did. I got up quickly as I was planning on telling him to LET US THROUGH!!! Well, guess what happened?

That stoopid McD fry mum gave me 30 minutes ago made me SuperCHOKE as I was trying to talk to the officer.
  Not only that, it made me hack. As I was hacking, the SuperFRY came flying out!!!

The officer told mum "your dog just spat a french fry at my face!"

He seemed to think it was SuperFUNNY? 
I did not think so! I not only failed to SuperGUARD my car as I was choking and hacking, but I also wasted a perfectly, unchewed SuperFRY for no good reason!!!!!!!!
HUMPH! 
Stoopid fry, stoopid officer.

Osoyoos Day 1

We came back from Seattle on Monday, and on Tuesday, mum was off with me and STINKY again!! My other auntie, Auntie Linda had a place up in Osoyoos, and she invited us to go stay for a few days. Auntie Linda is another one of my aunties that started my Fundraiser for me! I'm such a lucky SuperDALE!


Beautiful Osoyoos is located in the interior of BC, so the drive there is actually a lot longer than going to Seattle!! We drove for 5 hours, with one hour potty break in between. This was our ARE WE THERE YET faces....


Taking way too long.... The car was SuperHOT, so I laid in front of the AC vent,


STINKY gave up too,


FINALLY!!! Look, it says OSOYOOS!! We had arrived!


Auntie Linda had two dales; handsome TJ (with the lovelies) and pretty gurrrrrl Peekabou. I had met both TJ and Peek before and we all got along. I especially love TJ, he smelled sooooooo good, and did I mention, he had lovelies??? (mum: lovelies = testicles. Sunshade has a thing for un-neutered males :-)) However, STINKY hadn't met them, so we arranged to meet on neutral territory, at a nearby dog park.

Here I was, just being perfect and bootiful, waiting for handsome TJ to come, and look at what STINKY was doing! Geezus, stop staring at my MUSCLE BUTT!!


Finally got him awaaaaay from my MUSCLE BUTT!


 A head rub while we waited,


Is TJ here yet??


STINKY started to act like himself, so I asked him to please not embarrass me in front of my friends, 


Afterall, I'm the SuperDALE, I have a reputation to upkeep!!


Oh, see a dog coming!!


Gotta go see! STINKY is already up there!



Oh, he's not TJ...... but WATCH OUT!! INCOMING TORPEDO!!


Hey! Why are you following him?? I'm the SuperDALE you know??


Remember I had a talk with STINKY about NOT embarrassing me in front of my friends? Well, look at him exposing himself to stranger dog......


Finally, here comes TJ!!!!


This is Peekabou,  she is almost 12 yrs old, and she is TJ's mom!!!


I thanked Peek for having such a handsome son, 


Me at almost 13 yrs old on the left and Peek at almost 12 yrs old on the right. We are the matriarchs!!



Okay..... what's there to sniff?? It's just a STINKY!!


TJ handsome was more crazy about STINKY than he was about me.....


Look at STINKY's crazy tongue!!!


What did I say about NOT embarrassing me in front of TJ???


No, I don't know that weirdo on the ground!


They're off again..... me & Peek,


Here they come.....


There they go.....


Stoooooopid STINKY stole TJ from me!!!!!!!! Look at TJ waiting by Fat Tongue......


TJ..... I'm the SuperDALE......


See, I'm much cuter than the STINKY (who was on MY bed!)......


Poor me, heart broken out on our deck........... (mum: she loves the fresh aire!)


While STINKY (who stole my TJ) got to sleep inside....


You can see STINKY's post on his bloggie.

(mum: I am so lucky to have met so many great people because of Sunshade and Jaffa. Linda is one of them! Linda and her husband Paul has a lovely place in Osoyoos. They also have a spare trailer that they rent out during the summer months. However, the season was winding down so Linda invited me and the pups to take the spare trailer for a few days while she showed me around town!)

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